OK, i feel the need to rant.
After 12 months of heavy-duty research into German helmet paints, a nice delivery of a dozen cans of custom-mixed paint turned up from Auto Paint St Helens turned up today. Which was great. Then i realised that the stupid fucking arseholes had TOTALLY ignored the fucking order form. Not only have they fucked up two of the blends (some dyslexic cunt made up RAL 6013 and RAL8007 when it should have fucking been RAL 6003 and RAL 8017), but the cunts have managed to make it up in 2 pack (which of course, you dont want to be spraying without a forced air respirator due to the isocyanate), when it was fucking ordered as Acrylic. 
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When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Aaaand relax. 
