Naugty naughty, the translation for the Russian under the 'Porta's Kitchen' logo.
It's got something to do with someone's mother, I can't really make out the rest. 
I don't speak/read Russian that well yet.
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If its what i read it as then its not somehting you'd say in polite company....
My russians not too good, spoken much better than written.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
It's not an insult, it's the equivalent of saying 'shit' if you were to stub you toe, for example. But it is very naughty... 
Can you tell us then?
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
I change my mind i want to be Barcalona i can just hang some Orenges round my neck.
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
Actually mate, You can get away with only one old wrinkled orange stuffed in your pocket(Use a satsuma) He didnt Hang em round his neck in any of the books I have read. Just had one in his pocket, and dreamed about spain, not that difficult to believe when he was freezing in russia.
Actually mate, You can get away with only one old wrinkled orange stuffed in your pocket(Use a satsuma) He didnt Hang em round his neck in any of the books I have read. Just had one in his pocket, and dreamed about spain, not that difficult to believe when he was freezing in russia.
So one orenge in the Pocket and a think about Spain sorted emmmmmm San migel.
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
I think reminisense about his time in spain would help as well, An 18-30's in magaluf Would possably cover it, bound to get into a fight and their are plenty of goodlooking ladies about. Not quite the spanish maidens tho.
I think reminisense about his time in spain would help as well, An 18-30's in magaluf Would possably cover it, bound to get into a fight and their are plenty of goodlooking ladies about. Not quite the spanish maidens tho.
Lol My Dad worked for 18-30s befor he joined the Paras lol,i want to go back to Spain i love San migel when im in Spain,suprisingly i have only been to Benidorm once but i have been to Spain loads,hmmm i will just go on about the time i walked into a chinease shop in Benidorm and nocked a vaise over by accident.................. 
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
Were you by any chance behaving like a bull?
(Get it, a bull in a china shop)rofl
Sorry, a bit droll I know.
Were you by any chance behaving like a bull?
(Get it, a bull in a china shop)rofl
Sorry, a bit droll I know.
don't think droll comes into it TAXI for glider please
Were you by any chance behaving like a bull?
(Get it, a bull in a china shop)rofl
Sorry, a bit droll I know.
That was kinda my joke lol no i just walked in and there was a bleeding vaise camoflarged where i was walking and he just started screaming jiberish.
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
or maybe even Mandarin or Cantonese... who knows.
(these foreigners eh, should all learn to speak bloody English.. especially in Spain... joke 
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"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
or maybe even Mandarin or Cantonese... who knows.
(these foreigners eh, should all learn to speak bloody English.. especially in Spain... joke
It sounding like 100mph swalhili.
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
Got to ask yourself how good your mandarin/cantonese is though?
My ex spoke mandarin and it is weird, i learn very little of it off her.
As an side i try and make sure i learn:
yes
no
how much is
I dont speak (insert language)
Sorry
Hello
Goodbye
In the language of whatever country im going to.
Didnt manage it in Africa but stuck to french as its the 2nd language in most of north africa.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Got to ask yourself how good your mandarin/cantonese is though?
My ex spoke mandarin and it is weird, i learn very little of it off her.
As an side i try and make sure i learn:
yes
no
how much is
I dont speak (insert language)
Sorry
Hello
GoodbyeIn the language of whatever country im going to.
Didnt manage it in Africa but stuck to french as its the 2nd language in most of north africa.
I no abit but not much of French,Spanish,italian and my Germans not to bad i did it in school i carnt speak french i do it in a Nottingham accent the words sound to complicated for me lol and the fact that i wasnt intrested in learning it aswell.
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
best phrase i learnt in swahili, was this
"Nataka ku-ku Tombre"
i want to f**K
"Nataka ku-ku Tombre, wei wei *PUT NAME OF PERSON HERE*"
"Unataka ni ni!, accouna pesa"
what do you want!, ive no money, (good to get rid of souvenier sellers)
then mention "askari" (The old bill) and they will piss off sharpish
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
best phrase i learnt in swahili, was this
"Nataka ku-ku Tombre"
i want to f**K
"Nataka ku-ku Tombre, wei wei *PUT NAME OF PERSON HERE*"
"Unataka ni ni!, accouna pesa"
what do you want!, ive no money, (good to get rid of souvenier sellers)then mention "askari" (The old bill) and they will piss off sharpish
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
knew I'd forget them 
but a lass I went to uni with spoke swahili (sp?) some of the phrases sounded so nice until she told you what she was saying glad I was on her good side
hearing people sing in the village at night time was really amazing, slow and deep voices, it sounded beutiful.
the scariest sound was at my african wedding to a tribal girl, when all the women did that wowowowoowoowowowowowowowo noise, its so damm loud
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison