For my first game i have just had a butchers on googles translator putting in frases making myself laugh lol i have now updated my German vocab and can now insult the Amerikana!
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
Im gehend, weg von Ihnen zu zerrei
You can say what you want realy there not going to no what were on about unless someone shouts
GRENADA!!!!!!!!!!
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
Grenaten!
Grenada is small country semi illiegaly invaded by the US in about 1983...
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Grenaten!
Grenada is small country semi illiegaly invaded by the US in about 1983...
Funny, The us was graciouse enough to go to the islands air, then a day after the governer was 'rescued' they recieved an official request for help. strange coincidence that isnt it?
Grenaten!
Grenada is small country semi illiegaly invaded by the US in about 1983...
lol Not by the US but by Clint Eastwood.
I thoght Grenaten was Grenada for years lol.
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
Grenaten!
Grenada is small country semi illiegaly invaded by the US in about 1983...
lol Not by the US but by Clint Eastwood.
I thoght Grenaten was Grenada for years lol.
Almost his best war film by 2. Where Eagles dare, then Kellys heros then Heatbreak ridge. Surely that was the real reason for the invasion, to give clint eastwood the material for a cool film.
Grenaten!
Grenada is small country semi illiegaly invaded by the US in about 1983...
lol Not by the US but by Clint Eastwood.
I thoght Grenaten was Grenada for years lol.Almost his best war film by 2. Where Eagles dare, then Kellys heros then Heatbreak ridge. Surely that was the real reason for the invasion, to give clint eastwood the material for a cool film.
I agree mate.
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
AMERICA, INVADE A COUNTRY ILLEGALLY, I DONT BELIVE IT.
THEY WOULDNT DO IT..................................... 
im going to shut up now,
ive worked both in (embedded as UK military, carrying a US id card) and along side the US Army (in the field), and the men are great guys, if not a little bit slow 
lots of hoo hah, not much brain power,
BUT I HATE THE USA forign policy, so im shutting my gob, and not spouting off, as i will porobably alienate people.
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
hang on a mo, the only German phrases you need is 'I surrender' and the old fave from Victor and Commando of aaaarrrgggghhhhh
(btw I presume you have all been reading the commando comic omnibus editions?)
"Ich
Nah silly man they ain't all lads 
Widerstand ist vergeblich
Widerstand ist vergeblich
I beg to differ
my lines are
"Donner und blitzen"
"Gott in himmel"
"hande Hoch"
All warlord specials
and the old fave
"For you tommy the Var ist over" 
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
and the old fave
"For you tommy the Var ist over"
I hope when I hear you speak and say that it sounds as funny as I imagine that 
ahh memories eh? Warlord, Victor and Commando.....and what do todays yowth have? Barney bloody bear???? Teletubbies???? erk......
Remember, Germans can't pronounce 'th'.
Zer, not the.
Barnaby bear, now theres something that i would ram my jackboot up its arse.
Barnaby says,"OOOOWWWWCCCCHHHH ,....dad dad, did you film that, that man rammed his jackboot up me arse" 
(you have to know barnaby bear to get this joke 
)
my kids watch all that childrens telly shite, and some of them really tick me off, the above bear being one of them.
however, i do fancy some of the female presenters, AND NO , IM NOT SAYING WHO, god i cant belive im `fessing to this
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
ARGGGGGGGGGGH ffs I hate that programme and now I have the stupid beckie and baranby bear song in my head
That said we have to suffer far worse ... power rangers, lazy town... yet still I have that ruddy bears song in my head 
aha there you go chaps the Int Corps has struck with a spot of psyops.... the Barnaby Bear song....
hmm what more nasty tricks could we come up with.....