79. When you go to B&Q to get bits and pieces to make WW2 props, not to pick up 100 tiles and finish the bathroom you started decorating 5 years ago 
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
80... when you foolishly book yourself in for a trip to leningrad to take part in a re-enactment at -30 below 
81. when you sell your laptop so you can buy an mp44
82. you insist on shaving with a ww2 period razor
Vorsprung durch Blitzkreig !
Speed, aggression and Hugo Boss
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82. you insist on shaving with a ww2 period razor
Nothing makes you feel more manly than shaving with a single edge razor that can take your head off 
83. When you need buy a bigger house to store all your kit (which I'm actually doing and can hopefully move in in January)
84. when you've got more complete uniforms then 'regular' sets of clothing.
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76. You refer to the girlfriend's tights as 'nylons'..
85. when you know nylons were nigh on impossible to get hold of and cottons, rayon or lisle stockings were more likely or nothing 
nowt either way to do with airsofting tho 
86. When you look at your bank balance and go "Argh!!"
87. When you dont look at your bank balance for fear of going "Argh!!"
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
88. When your bank goes "Aargh!!" at you because of your bank balance.
89. When Jerry from WPG emails you to ask if everythings alright because you haven't placed an order for over a month...what with the down payments on his new yacht and all..
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91. When your garage is so full of bits of old webbing drying after being blancoed; tents; and large 1940s baskets; that you don't have enough room to respray the Sten you've just bought.
92. When each night you have some more sewing to do when you watch TV.
93. When you give your mum some extra machine sewing to do whenever you see her. (Usually insignia related.)
94. When your mum gives you a packet of weird sewing needles that belonged to your grandmother after you've shown her a 60 year-old bergen that you are renovating.
95. when your how old ?? and rely on your mum to help you with your hobby
Note yith whilst it may have been your post that triggered this I know you ain't alone on here by any stretch of the imagination
96. when you phone a Comrades in arms forum member, and say "Herr blom?? Joseph Porta here..............................."
whilst at work, and the boss gives you yet another look
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
96. when you phone a Comrades in arms forum member, and say "Herr blom?? Joseph Porta here..............................."
whilst at work, and the boss gives you yet another
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
97) when your up till 11 o,clock answering mails and pm,s 
team shoot and scoot, TL
97) when your up till 11 o,clock answering mails and pm,s
Lightweight
98. You have spent so much money on uniforms & weapons you have to put off buying you new car 
... the Kubelwagen will have to wait till next year
Steve.D
99. When you sell your brothers electric guitar on ebay in order to buy a tokyo marui Thompson hehe just kidding but really
-Tobin
100. When the only locations logged in your sat nav are: Home.... and airsoft sites!
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
101...When you find yourself explaining what a feldmutze is to your Mrs, 10 minutes later you find her humming Panzerlied whilst she`s doing the washing up
102. When you find that a Dutch nursery rhymn fits great to the music of the Panzerlied and then tell a couple of Panzer-Grenadiers re-enactors at Beltring that it's a special verse sung only by the elite tank aces. 
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103. when you correct somebody , who accuses you of being a nazi, because yo've done your job, get into hte car and your collegue says" he was right jeks, i've seen your uniforms" followed by bouts of laughter.
feldgendarmerie East London
