I can't I'm afraid - granny's 100th birthday party! (And I have no money to spend, so I'm not even tempted to ditch gran's party )

That would be frightful. Luckily we do have a real wench as part of the team, her first event was at Pentrich earlier this year - she enjoyed it and w...

Wot, no taps? Heh, I'd do it on the display! The wench can scrub my back too. My, that will pull the crowds in.

Just recieved. Cheers Dave. Weirdly this is proving to be one of the trickier pieces to write, i've had about four goes at it to date and i'm still n...

I think I need to get my camera fixed.

My version is a printable version of yours - the reader just has to read between the lines.

Since Gaz is so keen I've done his first:

Well, piece written combining CiA and 16thSS concepts. When I read it out at the meeting yesterday a couple of chins dropped "You can't say that!...

Phew, when I started reading article that I thought I was in for something rather heavyweight. Thankfully it was short so I managed to read it. Well, ...

Comrades, They are incorrectly dressed, male 69 Everyday Dress was not worn by Women, they have their own Regulations to follow, KOMSTITCH will deal h...

Heh, you will have to wait until tomorrow - there is hours of retouching to be done.