Started to compile my father of the bride speech for this Saturday thats easy NOW DONT BRING HER BACK ITS YOUR TURN TO PAY FOR HER Best one ...

"Get in it - Sweat in it" Works every-time for new battledress. The job's not complete until the cuff lining turns a good browney gray ...

Today I..... thought up some new (and fiendishly cruel) ways to kill my neighbor's cnut of a dog.-- attachment is not available --

Brit 49 pattern battledress. As soft as a baby's collection of sandpaper. Perfect for when "really itchy" just isn't itchy enough.

Does your mate need to borrow any clobber?

Sat in and waited for Parcel Force to deliver my Tanaka. I paid the duty and VAT yesterday and delivery is set for today. Come on little red van.... ...