OH, and I'd love to have got a Gransfors axe, but couldn't afford it this side of the wedding!

Weirdly, I have the opposite problem with grapes. Whilst my reaction is not as extreme, I do get bloated and shit through the eye of the needle if I ...

Smock and cap have turned up at last! The buggers only posted it yesterday! Smock definitely needs some camo work, its grey... Cap takes some figuri...

Ah! I see. I don't have a sleeping bag in the first place, and only a jumper, not a BD. steph i hope your not taking the "doubling up" th...

Blimey. We'll have to concoct some muesli bombs for Jedburgh then....

Christ! What's in dried fruit that does that to you?

Ah! I see. I don't have a sleeping bag in the first place, and only a jumper, not a BD.

2kg!? How?! It doesn't count if you just drink the water Pete...

Yes please. What is it about a good BBQ? Burnt meat... yummy! Well, the BEST barbies have meat that's burnt on the outside and 'botulism' raw on th...

Shit biscuits..... Two things: 1: Will the costs be covered by their insurance? 2: Have you got a new insert for the existing mortar? The smoke ch...

No, they can bring their own. We're cutting it fine money-wise. Have posted up a request for people to let us know if they intend to stay and whethe...

I think it's going to be a case of not knowing until we get there. Oh, and Del, there's nothing wrong with the iPhone. You're just holding it wrong....

Check dis:

Yeah, don't look at the Met Office (which IMHO is the worst forecaster on offer) because they're predicting heavy rain showers for Saturday. Still, t...

List updated. 3 German places left. SAS now full.

Payment received. SAS team now full! Have replied to Scott's email passing on my sympathies and saying that we're looking forward to seeing hi...

Full English Sat morning sounds like an awesome idea!!! You'll have to drive to England to get that then!

Nope, he booked on as German....

Read my post again Dave...