You're just jealous.

Very droll! They're a much better fit for me, and should last me until the end of the war.

Top quality handmade jackboots from Jan Berger in Germany!

Very! Keep it up!

I was hoping you'd bought the Graf Spee, Stig.

Haha! Welcome to the really exclusive white blanco club!

...received a mail from Germany to say that my handmade Marschstiefel are in the post!! Crikey, I've been waiting nearly a year for this moment!

Hello Nick. FYI, AFRA membership is accepted at many airsoft shops. There are a couple of southern-based events coming up - one in Portland, and one ...

You're our skivvy!

Erm...

No drawbacks with the MP40. Rugged, reliable... what more do you need?

I expect it'll be in the next series of Channel Five's "Look at these idiots - call an ambulance"!