Just waiting for Stof to pick me up.... see y'all there, y'all.

Hello there, and welcome.

i will be bringing a couple of bottles of grimbergen, 6% and the 8%. Move along, Ranj.... nothing to see here!

For some inexplicable reason, my local Tesco Express is doing Newcastle Brown Ale for only £1.04... Its not inexplicable, its because its crap. ...

For some inexplicable reason, my local Tesco Express is doing Newcastle Brown Ale for only £1.04....

You could do - my latest FJ helmet camo was a layer of mud! Lots of photos of that.

I was at work - I couldn't bring up my favourites, which include how to type umlauts....

I have plenty in the house, once you get past 50 it's more effective than Olay on the wrinkles... Noted...!

Good job, Chommers. And a huge variety of leather products!

Personally I would (in fact I have) - but it's your choice. You can be the 1 in 10!

2 tins of dubin and an M36 greatcoat!

😯 leave my Jennie alone! I belong to no-one!

Ja, naturlich. [-isch?]

You mean big to little Tamiya converter, yes? Ich habe ein.

You're right that Sumpftarn was a late war camo, that was much rarer than Splittertarn. Kermit reckons that Splittertarn Fally smocks outnumbered Sum...

*Jeremy Beadle voice* What Stephen doesn't realise is that his "Fallschirmjager" uniform will consist of nothing more than a splinter patte...