Guy actually called round at her house for a 'fitting'. Yeah, right... apparently, he's some midget Geordie with no teeth!

Oh my goodness!!! There's something about a woman in a German uniform....!

Oh yeah.... "My friend tried to chat up a bloke...!"

Yeah, Del only found out when he started trying to chat "her" up....!

If you contact them outside of ebay.... 139 Euros

I think I'll bring a load of biscuits and we can all be frightfully civilised ....and then go out and shoot each other!

Finally.....!

Looks like an awesome site Andy, can't wait for the event! All Americas ready to dish some death from above! No air superiority for you here, Amer...

Well, that is extremely kind of her. Although I do believe there will be a food van in attendance, so maybe she can hide herself away! (Wouldn't wan...