I have MP3 with said tunes, but no decent external speakers.

Wish you'd left it as it was... "Shoot the giant Scotch egg! FEUER!!"

Zelt tent for me!

Five sixths? Crumbs, that's very low.

Wow, that is the biggest Scotch egg I've ever seen! Bring it along to Patton, and we can all have a bite.

Yeah, my satnav is no good with co-ordinates, but it knows where Welby Lane is.

Possibly a failed attempt at a PM?

Planning on getting the collar tabs velcro backed so I can switch from early war pink piping to late war grass green, has anyone else done anthing lik...