He's a gelatinous lump of semi-hardened spunk on the end of a tiny, shrivelled, impotent dick.
He is the solidified spunk that the morning after a shag gives you a twister on your first beary-eyed pee so ending up pissing on the wall instead of down the loo. (Or do I need to see a doctor? 
)
He's a mentally stunted six-fingered web-footed ginger inbred fucktard who would need three promotions before he acheived the heady height of "idiot".
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Personally feel you're being a little harsh ...he's only the result of 4 generations of cousin fucking, mixed in with a few genes from a turd....
can we feck him off yet .
Can wait to anounce Wotan 2 the week before Catastrophie-tin .
Not sure about this Andy W guy. Seems very keen to point out how wrong things are and has openly criticised the kit guides.
Does anyone think I should point out that there weren't that many British soldiers over 18 stone in 1943? 
(NB: Can we have a 'fat reenactor' smiley please Dave??) 
BTW, have added a little line to my sig as I'm really getting a bit fed up of seeing lots of people posing in US kit for photos rather than getting the stuff dirty. 
Yes, he has been over the forum like a rash - hope he calms down a bit else he will need telling 'what's what'.
I think reenactors forget that they depict a particular impression as a unit, often at a particular time in history whereas airsofters are a mix. More importantly it's not pedantry about kit that matters, it's about playing the game!
Fat reenactor smiley is a great concept (is it legal to be sizeist these days?)
Hmmm, he's given Matt the hump now, not impressed - I'm working on a rebuke at the moment, this won't do...
PM sent to Andy W
Andy - you have annoyed Webby today for no purpose. This is a pleasant forum where users respect one another - gain-saying, pedancy and and insistence on one version of correctness have no part to play on this forum, there are plenty of other forums where the toss can be argued.
I'd appreciate an apology to Matt by PM please - I know your intention was to inform but it came across as rather aggressive.
Note: forum users are able to edit their own posts...
regards
David
CiA Forum Admin
& now fuck off back to where you came from
I've posted something publicly too, in a general manner.
Any rebuke and I'll post the below picture with a statement under it that reads "Just to learn something about accuracy. I wasn't aware that the average age of the British soldier in WW2 was 45 and that most troops had enough rations to warrant buying oversized kit to replace their standard issue. Is there a book that states these facts?"
ISTR that Andy W is one of Gadge's little mates from the wwiireenacting forum (which i like to call the "ASCUK of reenacting" - its full of cunts) And he's just as much of an annoyance over there as well.....
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Amazing how at 19 you know feckin everything , by 30 you realise you don't and by 40 you've forgotten it .
viewtopic.php?f=51&t=4399&p=72295#p72295
I couldn't resist a little side-swipe at both Spiers and Josh on this one.....
Talking of Josh ....
he's asked me for £250 for attending A2C 1 ....cheeky twat .
Anyhoo , if you're all ok with this he also owes CiA £200 as a resulkt of promise he made at Dday +2 .
So I propose to tell him that I'll pay him £50 , and pay CiA the £200 he owes us . It kills 2 birds with one stone and makes sure he's pays up . Frankly I'd rather bung the cash inot our account that his gypo mits.
any objections or is that all ok . ?
Why does he owe us £200?
Why do you owe him £250?
Not bothered, just intrigued. 
Sounds like a fair proposal to me. That new job must be minting you...... 
LOL - Josh has charged Guy for bringing trucks to A2C-1, Josh said he would pay CiA for heading up D-Day +2
If you are happy with that it's fine Guy...
Can we please get rid of Josh? I hate him.
His 'Tudders' weekend organised on the same weekend as Haggard was a last straw for me.
Hehe, look at the thread again. Might be too subtle for him though.
If he wasn't so cash obsessed he'd be a lot better. It's the gypo always on the make attitiude.
He chommers why don't you bill him for all the advert design you did him , or forum space .We don't get anal about it why should he .Esp as I suspect he's poor little rich kid playing at being an entreprenuer
Heh, I wouldn't want to sink to his level!
We have done the right thing by distancing ourselves now - he seems happy with his little 2WW (sic) community vs CiA. Although he doesn't seem to grasp that 'CIA' is everyone, not a club seperate from Tuddenham. Hey ho.
He seems to be pressing on with his airsoft games at W&P - although it's clear now it's only for exhibitors and booked-in reenactors. His advert is rubbish, unclear and doesn't actually say what the battles actually are or why reenactors should give it a go, other than to use their airson guns!
I vote for cutting his account "by accident" 
the scene would be a lot better if he moved onto organising dogging visits or swingers parties instead of WW2 airsoft.
In fact he could copy...er "invent" a whole new genre just for him ...CUNTSIM .....
