Wedding Invites

I'm going to see my parents on Saturday so I should be able to sort out holiday dates then.

OMFG! My most sincere apologies Steve - had an epic few weeks and *knew* there was something i'd forgotten to do. I would be delighted to attend (whether t'lass is still with me by then to go as the "guest" I don't know though )

Groovy. If she's done a runner, you could bring an escort...

Sorry crass of me not to respond, been expecting ot see you in the past few weeks....crap excuse . Anyway yes will be there with +1 and thatnk you for the invite .

Groovy. If she's done a runner, you could bring an escort...

Not the worst idea i've heard today, thats for sure

Howdy chaps

Here's all the info you need for the wedding.

Hope you can all still make it.

Stephen-- attachment is not available --

I'll be there fella

Wouldn't want to miss a public execution, would I?

Jay only wants to catch the bouquet...or is it gang bang the bridesmaids ?

Hmmm, there are no bridesmaids. There are a couple of eligible Germans though, one of whom lives in London....but she's a bit Liberal for Jay.

"Liberal" and "German" - Fucking hell, how far the Fatherland has fallen

Oh God, there's loads of them. Homeopathy, health food, complementary alternative medicine, tree huggers.

One of them actually frowned when I demonstrated that you can punch a Sequoia really hard and it doesn't hurt....

Polite request: Now I know I said vintage gear, but I don't think the 15 or so Germans would take kindly to Nazi dress uniforms...so none of that please!

Pffff, now what sort of party is this going to be? There HAS to be outraged relations, there HAS to be a punch up, the police MUST be called, the groom MUST regret inviting half of those on his list and the bride MUST forbid said groom from ever seeing any of his pre-marriage chums ever again. Ever. And she must be SO outraged that she won't have sex with you for the next 50 years until death do you part. Which turns out to be the highlight of married life.

No idea what I can wear as I don't actually possess any clothes other than WW2 battle gear but I can do a passable Vietnamese NVA or a spot-on 2003 Royal Marine. Oh, I've got a pair of jeans and a War and Peace 2009 tee shirt.

Your M&S tartan twin set and gabardine skirt will do Dave.

I don't think the 15 or so Germans would take kindly to Nazi dress uniforms...

Heh, reminds me of something that a Dutch friend said to me once. "One German walks. Two march. Three march into someone elses country"

I'll be in modern civvies....

Your M&S tartan twin set and gabardine skirt will do Dave.

You will regret saying that. For my daughters 6th birthday party I was rushing about getting things ready when people started to arrive and I was still wearing scruffs. As soon as things got under way I said I was just off upstairs to dress. Then came back down - in a dress. I think I misjudged the level of comprehension/amusement of a 6 year old. Still, the LEA child psychologist got Vikki out of the trauma after a few sessions and we had to move twice because of all the mums gossip but meh, Dad's are there to embarrass offspring, it says so in the manual they give you at ante-natal classes.

Yeah. Right.

Just admit it David, you feel more comfortable in womens clothing...