I've decided that CiA need to jump on the Twitter / Facebook / Other Useless Social Networking Site bandwagon, so I'm developing a new 1940s style app called BLITZ, which you can all use on your field telephones.
The basic idea is that everything you do throughout the day - from eating a bourbon biscuit to passing a particularly satisfying stool - can now be shared with the wider WWII Airsoft community. You'll be able to instantly share literally anything that pops into your noggin, however trivial or irrelevant. It will enrich our lives immeasurably and means that we will be able to waste even MORE time on our hobby.
If there is a particular function that you'd like to see included in this must-have app, feel free to BLITZ me... 
There are many Twitter users at work, most of whom post utterly inane drivel.
My proposal here has been to link the world of bowel movements to Twitter in an app called "Log-in".
The toilet will automatically measure the size, weight and consistency of each deposited stool and Tweet the results instantaneously to the entire world!
I can see no practical purpose for this, other than as a cynical, facetious (not faeces-tious ) retort to the utterly useless, yet worryingly valued "Twittersphere".
Mmmm, this cup of tea I just made is nice.
My nose itches.
mmm.. Walker's French Fries.
Steve, did you see this?
http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Twi ... ice-Chair/
I'm sitting in a chair.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
I think I've made a horrible mistake. I thought this forum was for posting "utterly inane drivel" - its what I've been doing for the past three years or more. 
I'm reading some inane drivel.
Im browsing the CIA forums
I heard that Ranj read some inane drivel.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
HAH - see I KNEW it would take off.
Just got a cheque for $100M from a Venture Capitalist in LA 
I've got a spot inside my nose and it hurts.
The toilet will automatically measure the size, weight and consistency of each deposited stool and Tweet the results instantaneously to the entire world!
I can see no practical purpose for this, other than as a cynical, facetious (not faeces-tious ) retort to the utterly useless, yet worryingly valued "Twittersphere".
Let's call it the Shittersphere
I've got a spot inside my nose and it hurts.
So have I. Spots inside the nose are disproportionately painful compared to spots outside the nose.
My cat is sitting on my lap.
Hey - mine is too.
Wanna be my BLITZ BUDDY?
The spot inside my nose is in my left nostril, on the outside wall. It hurts if I touch it. I'm not touching it.
The spot inside my nose is in my left nostril, on the outside wall. It hurts if I touch it. I'm not touching it.
Can I touch it on saturday?
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
It'll be gone by then. My anal wart won't though.....
It'll be gone by then. My anal wart won't though.....
Ooooh, that's even better!
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
Yesterday I read about a new app for Blackberries that is supposed to improve road safety. It uses the GPS tracking feature to work out if you're driving in a car. If you are, then it won't let you make any calls and will automatically divert incoming calls to voicemail for you, explaining to your caller why you have the sheer nerve to keep them hanging.
Alternatively you could just turn your phone off when you get in the car, but where's the fun in that?