I need to buy some bread.
Have just try'd out the Shittersphere, nutty!!
"Will you stop talking about the war!!"
"What, you started it!"
"We did NOT start it!"
"Yes you did, you invaded Poland..."
I'm bored.
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I've just used hand cream. My hands are no longer dry.
Headshot is heavily into male grooming products.
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Steiner needs to be groomed.
By Chomley.
Yesterday I read about a new app for Blackberries that is supposed to improve road safety. It uses the GPS tracking feature to work out if you're driving in a car. If you are, then it won't let you make any calls and will automatically divert incoming calls to voicemail for you, explaining to your caller why you have the sheer nerve to keep them hanging.
Alternatively you could just turn your phone off when you get in the car, but where's the fun in that?
Hmmm... and GPS uses how much power exactly? I know my phone runs it's battery down very quickly when GPS is switched on!
here ya go:
[link]http://www.zoomsafer.com/[/link]
Zoomsafer eliminates the temptation to text while driving 
It doesn't eliminate shoddy grammar apparently
I paid my cartax online
I'm bored.
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I'm waiting for someone to show up to fit a new electricity meter.
I'm lurki... shit! Wrong pointless thread!
Ranj is confused.
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Been to the gym.
Headshot's addicted to exercise.
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Re-writing someone elses job handover paperwork as the idiot i took over from failed to save it! 
"Will you stop talking about the war!!"
"What, you started it!"
"We did NOT start it!"
"Yes you did, you invaded Poland..."
I just put up two blinds - one in the kitchen, one in the back room.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
I've just Ironed some... oh it's no use, I really can't be bothered. Someone delete this thread before I get so bored I take up crystal meth, for pity's sake.
Ranj is in danger of becoming a drug addict.
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The madness must end.