1: When you get an HK tunic, sew every single button on again.
2: Find someone else to carry your tripod!
3: You don't need half as much food as you think you do
4: Drink more. A lot more. (water, that is)
5: Snoring is to be classified as "against the Geneva Convention"
6: Never trust a person who doesnt drink when it comes to ridiculous ideas 
add yours...
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Thats it rub it in that I don't get to letch and missed out on the erm "interesting" frollics 
I think you need to do a rerun at F & O as I don't believe it really happened without proof 
7. if hes in range so are you.
8. if you hear something grunting outside it isnt a dogger just someone daft who burnt himself
9: If your Jackboots aint 100% comfy, pack a blister kit
10: Dont carry half as much crap around with you!
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
11. I really am a "D-Day Dogger"... the Sinusitis would have put paid to it even if I could have turned up! Glad you all had fun! 
12. No matter how prepared you are be ready for a last minute flap
13. Bring a spare weapon.
14. Bring a spare, spare weapon
15. Bring a spare, spare, spare weapon
16. Pro soldiers don't leave kit behind
17. Never offer to take a tripod off an axis player and give him a breather, half a mile later I turned to pass it back to him and he`d disappeared 
18. Locaps are actually quite good to use instead of hicaps.
19. Don`t drink too much the night before as you might feel as if you`re going to pass out during the briefing 
12. No matter how prepared you are be ready for a last minute flap
13. Bring a spare weapon.
14. Bring a spare, spare weapon
15. Bring a spare, spare, spare weapon
16. Pro soldiers don't leave kit behind
Does that include your personal weapon lol
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Dammit Keith, and i'd almost made myself forget about that. Still, at least most of those who participated in such shenanigans had the excuse of being completely drunk.
Apart from the person who kicked it all off!
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Question is did he partake in sobriety ?
i think this refers to me leaving my kit bag at the german cp 
Vorsprung durch Blitzkreig !
Speed, aggression and Hugo Boss
the innocent have nothing to fear......[img][/img]
20. More people from this forum are genuine friends than i could have imagined*, i wouldnt have been able to do the show without the combined effort of at least four peopel on here and a couple from Gunamn, so thanks guys you made grumpy fed up goth very happy for a weekend.
21. Take time out to play the game with people who are *not* your normal wingman or squad, its a great way of geting to know folk.
*A opposed to people you just know the name of and see games, maybe chat to on the forum but never really speak to.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
22. When you really really need a fire lighting without petrol products ask a venture scout althugh im sworn to secrecy to say which CiA organiser has a selection of 'woggles' and can be caught dib dib dibing....
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
could guess which one it is , scout leaders are erm a "certain" type of person shall we say
23: When it comes to wood for the fires, ensure someone has a chainsaw
23.1: Ensure same person doesn't put a log on the fire that weighs about as much as he does.
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
23.1: Ensure same person doesn't put a log on the fire that weighs about as much as he does.
He had a thing about those bigger logs didn`t he
who did ? ffs you can't start all these leading conversations without spilling who did what 
its not fair NOT FAIR I tell you 
I think this refers to me leaving my kit bag at the german cp
no its not you neil
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23: When it comes to wood for the fires, ensure someone has a chainsaw
23.1: Ensure same person doesn't put a log on the fire that weighs about as much as he does.
23.2: Ensure the person using the chainsaw either has gloves on, or doesn't mind getting blisters on their knuckles.
24: Sand gets everywhere. Even into things you would swear blind were completely sealed and airtight.
25: Always bring more than 1 bottle of wine/pack of beer for the night before.
26: When you need to walk somewhere, avoid walking in soft sand. It makes things a fair bit harder.
27: There are 2 types of miles; English miles and Welsh miles.
27.1: 1 Welsh mile = 2 English miles; 1 mile for distance, 1 mile for the amount of hills you have to go up and down.
16. Pro soldiers don't leave kit behind
Was aimed at you Neil! (and everyone else who left misc stuff behind) but also said in the certain knowledge that Keith would throw it back in my face 'cos he is always telling me off for not having my rifle by my side at all times - I'm always leaving them propped against trees and promptly forgetting where I left them!
31. Buying a greatcoat just in case of bad weather is a sure way of guaranteeing a clear and dry weekend
32. No matter how firmly tied and sewn in place you will always lose one bit of bling per game
