Weather forecast

Master of all trades me.............

..on Tuesdays he can do advanced bicycle punture repair

Not for beginners. its a hard job to master.

I know, a good spooning technique is tricky to get a grip on .

I dunno GUTTER level from the weather and non of that pleading innocence

I sorry Helga, we are trying to get down to your level, but we are finding it hard to get the low........

No idea what your on about , when I was a kid you used spoons to avoid nipping or tearing the rubber .

I know the use of "spoons" for mending a bicycle wheel, however as you went on top mention "spooning" of which the definitions are distinctly different ), you moved the conversation onto a whole new level, no I thus its Guys GUTTER level you're lowering yourselt to not mine Major .....

Wel I've no idea what you call it then , I thought we were talking about puncture repair.

Yeah right, and I'm the Queen of Sheba

Tsch!!! who's off topic now??? .

Is this a current fantasy or a past life?

"Major bows" sorry my lady......

Would be telling, so anyways back on subject whats this rain dance Major ? want to make sure the kids get it right

That depends on which one you are wanting to do,
red indian
blue indian
black indian
take away indian

Blue indian ? isn't that a type of alkifrollic

You've met him then.....?

can't say I have, think I'd remember someone of blue skinned persuation blue sapphire was what I was thinking of (case anyone thinks I've lost the plot and hasn't realised I never had it to loose) Indian Gin I think it is could be completely wrong though.

Does it make it rain ? I don't like Gin and unless Blue man has lots of pennies to spend on me and buy me a disused airfield he ain't coming near me

I'm biting my tongue not to mention the only "Blue XXXX" drink I can remember for fear of being accused of lowering the tone .

So I sharn't, even though it could tie in with a poor weather forecast .

Gwan ? only other one I can think of besides WKD stuff is Curaquo (sp) that tastes of oranges, not had that for agggggggges mmmmmm, don't think thats what you're thinking of tho