Any other Germans doing the daft Jerry food thing this w/e ? I bought some Fleischwurst at Tesco, but they only did packets of two huge ones, and there's no way I can manage both. On the flip side, they had no German-style bread whatsoever. 
So... I have a Wurst to swap for some bread, or any German food.
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Lidl Andy, that's the place to get stuff.
Been there, tried that - both my local Lidl and Aldi are absolutely crap. Almost no German food whatsoever. 
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normally the local shop in the village does some that I would have got for you - but they don't have any now, perhaps there is a shortage of it?
Oh well, I'll have to use my spare Wurst for a silent Wurst kill! Watch out, Webby - I'm after you!
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Oh Bugger! 
hehe
It'll be like "ecky thump!" 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuP1eycaA6c
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Andy, I can get you something from Backhaus tomorrow if you want to do a covert prisoner exchange at junction 10 of the M25 
Brilliant vid pete! Eeenyah waaa waa neeee yaaaaaaar Ecky Thump!
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That's how you all talk up north, Webby. 
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Hmm, the Goodies were more offensive than I remembered while getting all nostalgic about them the other day. Of course I was particularly offended by the portrayal of the French as effette, baguette wielding nancies and Northerners as scruffy little Bill Oddies with flat caps. (Wouldn't want to be too right-on and complain about the outrageously rascist portrayal of a black boxer. Oh no.)
Good grief, I've only just watched it. Reading Michael Palin's diaries, he was always very disappointed about the broadness of their comedy, and that's coming from a Python!
I prefer Batley Townswomens' Guild's reenactment of The Battle of Pearl Harbour:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMqSmiC_xHg
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