hearing people sing in the village at night time was really amazing, slow and deep voices, it sounded beutiful.
That would of scared the shite out of me! How did you get to go to villages?
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
i did a safari, loved the life, so wnet home, went on long term sick
then flew to mombassa, filled in a bogus hotel and address on my immigration card, the traveled by "MATATU" (a bus with hadrails welded all over it) out to the tribal areas, 20p a journey, most busses go a few miles at a time, or untill the driver gets a better fare
i was "seeing" a chiefs daughter, and after a week the "dowery" was disscussed
a cow and some goats later, i was married, and he allowed me to buy a land plot, and i had a house built, all brick with tin roof (real class) most lived in cowshit and sticks.
i paid the local copper to patrol not the village but just round my hut 20 cigs a day.
and i lived like a king, one time i picked up a brush to sweep the floor, and the "wifes" mother beat the shit out of her, as masai men dont do any labour at all, as a european my lack of local knoledge got my wife in the shite a lot.. i was washed, fed and every thing else, all i had to do was brush my teeth and wipe my bum.
EVERYTHING ELSE was done for me.
waking up at 7am when the sun came up, in bed at 7pm when the sun went down, (too many animals out to be out after dark) and theres NO lights at all in the bush
but after a while you miss "home", so it was a "matatu" and taxi back to a plane, and back to civilisation
(oh and the chiefs daughter did bloody well out of it) she became the wealthyst woman in the village, owning land , and a house 
, oh and my WIFE is reading this, so thanks for getting me in the shit lewis 
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
i did a safari, loved the life, so wnet home, went on long term sick
then flew to mombassa, filled in a bogus hotel and address on my immigration card, the traveled by "MATATU" (a bus with hadrails welded all over it) out to the tribal areas, 20p a journey, most busses go a few miles at a time, or untill the driver gets a better fare
i was "seeing" a chiefs daughter, and after a week the "dowery" was disscussed
a cow and some goats later, i was married, and he allowed me to buy a land plot, and i had a house built, all brick with tin roof (real class) most lived in cowshit and sticks.
i paid the local copper to patrol not the village but just round my hut 20 cigs a day.and i lived like a king, one time i picked up a brush to sweep the floor, and the "wifes" mother beat the shit out of her, as masai men dont do any labour at all, as a european my lack of local knoledge got my wife in the shite a lot.. i was washed, fed and every thing else, all i had to do was brush my teeth and wipe my bum.
EVERYTHING ELSE was done for me.waking up at 7am when the sun came up, in bed at 7pm when the sun went down, (too many animals out to be out after dark) and theres NO lights at all in the bush
but after a while you miss "home", so it was a "matatu" and taxi back to a plane, and back to civilisation
(oh and the chiefs daughter did bloody well out of it) she became the wealthyst woman in the village, owning land , and a house
, oh and my WIFE is reading this, so thanks for getting me in the shit lewis
Sorry mate Carnt belive you got married there!
Would love to go on a proper safari went on one in Dominican there was no animals just poor locals,but on a good note i had some sugar kane,watched a cock fight,met a vodoo doctor called Mr Victor i was bricking it and my dad in typical para fashion stromed in his hut and said oi you look like mr T lol but what pissed me off was he had all this gold on and all the kids outside had nowt and were starving and begging us for a dollar,still i got a pic of him looking like a nob!
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
That Anthony... is a tale worthy of Obergefreiter Joseph Porta by the grace of god himself 
nice one...
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
He is slowly morphing into the real Porta!
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Yep !
just finished Blitzfreeze , as part of my recent purchase of 10 SH novels for a tenner !
I'd forgotten how much the story telling intrudes onto the text .
just finished Blitzfreeze , as part of my recent purchase of 10 SH novels for a tenner !
Where did you get this deal? I'm looking at reading these.
i did a safari, loved the life, so wnet home, went on long term sick
then flew to mombassa, filled in a bogus hotel and address on my immigration card, the traveled by "MATATU" (a bus with hadrails welded all over it) out to the tribal areas, 20p a journey, most busses go a few miles at a time, or untill the driver gets a better fare
i was "seeing" a chiefs daughter, and after a week the "dowery" was disscussed
a cow and some goats later, i was married, and he allowed me to buy a land plot, and i had a house built, all brick with tin roof (real class) most lived in cowshit and sticks.
i paid the local copper to patrol not the village but just round my hut 20 cigs a day.and i lived like a king, one time i picked up a brush to sweep the floor, and the "wifes" mother beat the shit out of her, as masai men dont do any labour at all, as a european my lack of local knoledge got my wife in the shite a lot.. i was washed, fed and every thing else, all i had to do was brush my teeth and wipe my bum.
EVERYTHING ELSE was done for me.waking up at 7am when the sun came up, in bed at 7pm when the sun went down, (too many animals out to be out after dark) and theres NO lights at all in the bush
but after a while you miss "home", so it was a "matatu" and taxi back to a plane, and back to civilisation
(oh and the chiefs daughter did bloody well out of it) she became the wealthyst woman in the village, owning land , and a house
I`ve just turned 44 and after reading this I`ve suddenly realised what a sheltered life I`ve lived
just finished Blitzfreeze , as part of my recent purchase of 10 SH novels for a tenner !
Where did you get this deal? I'm looking at reading these.
Ebay , they come up all the time . 
just finished Blitzfreeze , as part of my recent purchase of 10 SH novels for a tenner !
Where did you get this deal? I'm looking at reading these.
Ebay , they come up all the time .
I saw a deal for all the Original books 70s ish covers for
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
just finished Blitzfreeze , as part of my recent purchase of 10 SH novels for a tenner !
Where did you get this deal? I'm looking at reading these.
Ebay , they come up all the time .
I saw a deal for all the Original books 70s ish covers for
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
just finished Blitzfreeze , as part of my recent purchase of 10 SH novels for a tenner !
Where did you get this deal? I'm looking at reading these.
Ebay , they come up all the time .
I saw a deal for all the Original books 70s ish covers for
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
just to clarify , my ENGLISH WIFE , was sat next to me on her computer, and she started reading what id wrote, she knows about my past but raised the issue, of a african divorce and had i had one. 
"yes of course love" 
forgot all about that one
as i just "did one", i suppose im still married kind of, but in africa there no paper records kept in the bush anyway.
but i had to cut it short and end the tale sharpish, as my "signficant other" was showing TOO MUCH interest
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
just to clarify , my ENGLISH WIFE , was sat next to me on her computer, and she started reading what id wrote, she knows about my past but raised the issue, of a african divorce and had i had one.
"yes of course love"
forgot all about that one
as i just "did one", i suppose im still married kind of, but in africa there no paper records kept in the bush anyway.
but i had to cut it short and end the tale sharpish, as my "signficant other" was showing TOO MUCH interest
Just out of intrest mate what was her name the African bird?
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
meswalih hussein bwagizo
or swaleh for short
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
meswalih hussein bwagizo
or swaleh for short
Im not even going to try and pronounce that!
Was she fit 
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
big tits, nice bum , and slim
she was also circumsiced, (thats where the chop the Intimate areas off, i wont go into detail on here, its tribal tradition in some parts of africa)
anything else you need to know
are you planning a trip, ill give you lots of advice if ya like
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
big tits, nice bum , and slim
she was also circumsiced, (thats where the chop the Intimate areas off, i wont go into detail on here, its tribal tradition in some parts of africa)
anything else you need to know
are you planning a trip, ill give you lots of advice if ya like
Were abouts in Africa did you go?
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
& have you her sisters mobile number 
Chrsit i've seen pics of female circumcision its bloody brutal...
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
