The Immutable rules of Sven Hassel novels.

You need any help getting a brit airborne impression together PM me.

I re-enact 16 platoon south staffs circa sept 44

I think I've pretty much got it sorted, need to wait for it to arrive in the post and see what I got.

Ive just broght a officers panzer wrap from that spearhead chap for under 50 nicker including post!

LMAO yes gadge,

craig lowe was a gun nut like me, a good guy, i think he got out b4 me, we were in the same troop in northern ireland in 1991, but in different squadrons whilst in england.

jaggsy was the uglyist man in nato without a doubt, he wont remember me, i was a "new guy" when he was in the regiment, ( I was in c squdron in hildesheim in 1991 i think hes was in the same, but i was a new guy,)
,then he dissappered for a while, , he was always in a different squadron from me, BUT he was that UGLY no one wouldnt know his name LOL

love the story morgs, i m glad on the nav exercise you had the squaddies best friend to help you, BLIND LUCK

i was in kenya in march to august 2000 living tribal (as a civvy mind)

great country, i had the whole deal , masai wife ,animals and a "brick wall hut with a tin roof" ( designed by me and built for

Good grief, you never disappoint with your tales Anthony!

the village had an armed askari, (a local copper, whos uniform was a blue hat, an a G3 rifle with 10 rounds only) i had to "pay" him 20 cigs a night to patrol round my hut, and "abandon" the rest of the village. he agreed.

When we were on the blank ranges we had a group of them provide us security. Most of them had G3s but one old man had an Enfield No4. Both the body and bolt were stamped 1942, it was still in perfect working condition. I wanted to buy it!!! He would have sold it to me too, but I had no way of bringing it home.

the MFO box was the "way in" for "people i knew" in the 1st gulf war.

just send your MFO box with anything small inside on the very top of the pile unhidden, (they never checked)
if it was found ,just deny it till the day you die, and claim "i would have hidden it, not left it on the bloody top, its someone else"

another "way in" was in the tanks, fuel tanks, some guys got AKs in this way, strip em down, put em in the fuel bladders, then retrive them back in the uk/germany

and i know a makarov was "got in" just by leaving it under the turret floor plate!

i am half way throgh Liquidate paris at the moment and i laughed my socks off when Porta burst in on Sven and that French bird at it and says 'someone has done a bunk doesnt mater any way he allways was a silly c***' lol lol laughed for about 40 secs

Thread 'tidied'

thx chomley, disaster last night

gents, ive started a thread in "off topic" for forces stories, these will get lost eventually so i'd thought we could centralise them and have a laugh.

Good idea, we can pull up a sandbag and swing a lantern there...