Yeah 1 guy...as alex mentioned. but he didnt go down with the U-boat so wasn't classified as a war grave.
posted ghost mcgraths tommy gun out,,,,, we shouldnt have to do this superstitious crap, but fingers crossed he recieves it after reading recent horror stories of AEGS not reaching there buyers.
Just watched the new Boeing 787 flying very low and steeply banking on a loop in front of my house. "Terrorist attack!" shouted out my son 
Heh, a very elegant aircraft with impossibly slim, curved and pointy wing tips. I know nothing about planes but I'd recognise this one. Well, it did have 787 painted on the tail. Very quiet too!
Got a phone call from my neighbour to say that my house has been broken into 
I'm now home after a 5 hour drive - thankfully nothing taken, the alarm went off quickly ad has scared them away
Fuckin little bastards!!
Hope they didn't do too much damage on the way in fella, the alarm earnred every penny you spent on it, but I know how you feel. I bet the place will be like fort knox soon, athough you cant do anything nasty to prevent them breaking in, in case you infringe their human rights. You cant even nail carpet gripper rod to the inside of the top of your fence and spray it the same colour of your fence and sprerad dog poo on it, even if the only person that could come into contact with it shouldent be there.
Through bitter experience I can tell you the only loser in this country is the victim. That's a pop at the courts, not the police.
Today, I started removing the Dunkelgelb paint from my M38 helmet. Not sure why, really - I have a helmet cover. Need more sandpaper now...
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Today I..........made the decision never to eat in that particular Chinese restaurant ever again. Still feeling rough as fook
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
You cant even nail carpet gripper rod to the inside of the top of your fence and spray it the same colour of your fence and sprerad dog poo on it,.
nothing to stop you just useing dog poo, though flys may be a problem,
if anyone wants it, i have plenty of dog shite in my garden due to my kids dogs
shall we say............. a quid a bag, plus postage 
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
You could send it by parcelfarce, it'll never get here and hopefully ruin some robbing b'stard's day when they open the box 
Today, I coloured the soutache on my overseas cap black. 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
chucked the kids dogs into a minder , dumped the kids pet rodents with the mother in law, and i bugger off for well earned holiday 
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
... tried to kill daleks with my Sten. 
Got killed by daleks 
Killed Daleks. 
Just found out that claiming money back that I am owed could become a jobs worth!!!
"Will you stop talking about the war!!"
"What, you started it!"
"We did NOT start it!"
"Yes you did, you invaded Poland..."
Just found out that claiming money back that I am owed could become a jobs worth!!!
dealt with a f*cking jobsworth...........and WON !!!! 
So will I, I run the mt section, next time she wants a car I'll tell her where to stick it:)
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"Will you stop talking about the war!!"
"What, you started it!"
"We did NOT start it!"
"Yes you did, you invaded Poland..."
Saw The Sisters Of Mercy at their only UK tour date in Leamington!
And, (unusually,) it was a fantastic gig!!! 
A Proud Member Of 'Team Spleen!' who play mainly at Gunman Airsoft, Tuddenham, Suffolk.
Saw The Sisters Of Mercy at their only UK tour date in Leamington!
And, (unusually,) it was a fantastic gig!!!
Glad you say that cos i saw them at Nottingham a few years back , i was incredibly excited about seeing them (always wanted to and missed them everytime in leeds) and it was a massive let down... competent but pedestrian if you get me.
I'm really glad they must have picked up their game a bit and you had a good show.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Saw The Sisters Of Mercy at their only UK tour date in Leamington!
And, (unusually,) it was a fantastic gig!!!Glad you say that cos i saw them at Nottingham a few years back , i was incredibly excited about seeing them (always wanted to and missed them everytime in leeds) and it was a massive let down... competent but pedestrian if you get me.
I'm really glad they must have picked up their game a bit and you had a good show.
Yeah, throughout the late 90s and early-mid 2000s Mr eldritch has always had a 'the UK can go f*** itself' stance, hence having very few (and sometimes none at all) UK tour dates - but something was diffrent about this gig; it was the first time that there was only 1 UK date (as opposed to a few or none), and it was in a relatively small venue, in a non-major town, with ticket sales limited too. And he played all the classics and early stuff, while saying to the crowd "you're all so sentimental" and other banter which is very unussual indeed for the stroppy bald git! 
A Proud Member Of 'Team Spleen!' who play mainly at Gunman Airsoft, Tuddenham, Suffolk.