The little phone book, that we write in, like in the olden days. 
The little phone book, that we write in, like in the olden days.
How quaint! 
Spent several hours in A&E, and found out i've got 2 cracked/broken ribs, but no fluid on my lungs.
Came home with lots of free drugs and signed off for two weeks. 
[quote="dieselmonkey" found out i've got 2 cracked/broken ribs, but no fluid on my lungs.
Hope ur on the mend soon Evo
Eeek... How did that happen?
Eeek... How did that happen?
Running along an adverse camber at senny on saturday, and fell over sideways at full pelt onto the top of my Brit water canteen, the top of which went straight between my bottom two ribs on the right.
Still didn't detract from the amount of fun i had though! You really should have been there, you'd have had a blast!
Ouch, DMS boots or Hobnails?
Hope you're better soon Evo!
We all wore rubber soled boots, hobnails would have been suicidal.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Eeek... How did that happen?
Running along an adverse camber at senny on saturday, and fell over sideways at full pelt onto the top of my Brit water canteen, the top of which went straight between my bottom two ribs on the right.
Still didn't detract from the amount of fun i had though! You really should have been there, you'd have had a blast!
Bloody lucky you didn't end up with a pneumothorax, make sure you take all your pain killers. Cracked ribs is a bitch, sore as hell.
Show me a man who will jump out of an airplane, and I'll show you a man who will fight!
General James M. Gavin
CRY HAVOC AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR
Spent a while milling out new rail slots on a scope only to find out that the rings are off centre for some reason and it will always be squinty!
...am preparing to go tropical.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
I painted my FJ M-38 with hollow-bore spanner bolts tropical some time ago, it looks a little to 'factory' at the mo - I'll throw it round the garden a bit.
Spit shined my corcorans to a loveley mirror finish only for them to get muddy tomorrow.
...did more painting. Off to Tunisia!
Oh, and finally figured out how to put the straps on the cannister properly. It's only taken me 3 years. 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
got my AEG M1 carbine shooting like a dream! 
... saw comedian Richard Herring's Hitler Moustache show.
(and I didn't mention Ranj to him, as I would have felt foolish)
Wore my new fruity Ascot scarf out too 
Am spending the day at work doing nothing as some one has broken the IT, am here till 5 with nothing to do
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"Will you stop talking about the war!!"
"What, you started it!"
"We did NOT start it!"
"Yes you did, you invaded Poland..."
Today, Frau Steiner, struck down with Woman-Flu (far more serious than Man-Flu, of course), was lying on the couch, wrapped in blankets, whilst I was watching Man Ure be defeated by Bayern Munich. I decided to try on my yellow-ish tropical Luftwaffe trousers, whereupon, Frau Steiner opened one eye, and in her Scottish brogue uttered, "I thought I was hallucinating, then!"
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Today, Frau Steiner, struck down with Woman-Flu (far more serious than Man-Flu, of course)
I was told the female version of Man-flu was "Bird-flu"...
...have been building a cheap Remington 700 (VSR/Bar-10/MP001) to LE No4 conversion.
A Proud Member Of 'Team Spleen!' who play mainly at Gunman Airsoft, Tuddenham, Suffolk.
