Ok Folks, for those of you who haven't been to the sunny Isle of Portland, a few directions.
For those using Satnav the OSGB grid reference is SY 691 704
The postcode is DT5 2EG, this is actually for a house on the left ( opposite ) side of the road, set back a bit from the road but directly opposite the entrance to the quarry. If you enter the village of Southwell while coming down the A354 you have gone about 200 metres too far.
It is worth checking out http://www.specopsairsoft.co.uk site as they have a google map as part of their directions to The Rock which will give you a pretty good idea of the area you are heading for. The camping field is the one by the road immediately NNE of the quarry entrance.
Directions wise, all roads head for Dorchester, quite well signposted from about 40 miles away in all directions, that is Dorset, Deep South, Deliverance country.
From Dorchester take the A354 towards Weymouth, on entering / approaching Weymouth follow the signposts for Portland - stay on the A354 and you cannot go wrong ( it goes all the way to the sea - stop before the end). Go through Weymouth onto the causeway - quite obvious, big pebble beach on your right, sea/big harbour on your left, continue to follow the A354 to the top of Portland ( this will also be obvious as you climb the hill) at the roundabout at the top - The Heights Hotel will be on your left - continue straight on, continue through the village of Easton, pretty little castle on your left leaving the village, after about 500 metres you will see a viewpoint/ picnic area on your left, 200 metres on your right is your destination.
Asking directions could get interesting, they don't call it Fraggle Rock for nothing.
[edit by Steiner] Please note, when I went to the site today, my Tom Tom satnav did not recognise the existence of the fairly new Weymouth relief road, built to try and alleviate traffic problems for the 2012 Olympics. It is, however, easy to carry on - follow the signs to Portland. This lasted for about a 5-mile stretch.
Beware of areas where a small boy is playing a banjo on the porch.
😯 Beware of areas where a small boy is playing a banjo on the porch.
Like these dubious individuals?
Me and my boys relaxing after a days varmint shooting
Never been brave enough to try "kebab meat and chips" at the chippy 
I know that midget girl, she told me that there were advantages to being that height - while looking me straight in the navel -scary !!
ha ha where did that pic come from steinlager
That really is me and my kids 
Afraid I havent got a porch to sit on and take pot shots at racoons
OK stop it now, not sure if I want to come
Darlene those ole boyz r mocking us `gain
Yeah,I'll be there too,I couldn't let Steiner be the only Brit in the valley.
Edited first post.
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To confirm: Saturday arrivals, please park in the camping field.
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whats the score on toilets-wash facilitys.
my bad found answer elswhere sorry
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Give me a big enough hammer and a place to stand and I could fix the world.
i'll kill a man in a fair fight or if i think he's going to start a fair fight or over a woman or.......
a problem shared is a problem halved ,but an advantage shared is no advantage at all
if a job's not worth doing then its certainly not worth doing well
Latest forecast from the Met Office is rain this afternoon, clearing later. Saturday - showers from mid afternoon.
Remember your sat nav might not know about the new relief roads near Weymouth - just follow the signs to Portland until it syncs up.
Take care on your travels - see you tonight / tomorrow morning. 
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