Eh? Who's Malcolm?
Dunno, do you think he likes darts?
Someone who doesn't like playing cards... 
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
does he live in a lighthouse? 
does he live in a lighthouse?
Ah, Jay - you've recovered, then! 
hehe yeah mate, cant remember much more than that, did gadge actually finish the joke.
Not sure, Tom woke me back up when he'd sat down...
How's the fanny hammer feeling? 
Yes it was finished you cheeky git...
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Shaht up you dirty slags.
Could someone post the punchline? I was too busy on the floor crying...
hehe i remember that. took like 30 mins to get the punchline out
I could hear it all from my tent - I didn't hear the punchline.... just the deafening silence after it!
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
it took about 30 min then after no one laughed 
That would it has to flow that joke, if you gits hadnt had made it spin out for 20 minutes it would have been much funnier.
Its the quality of the audience not the joke that was at fault 
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Looks like I am not going to hear it today then 
remember it at Husky cos I am dying to hear it
Is it coz I is Welsh
Welsh and proud
Your all fekin bonkers
I dunno, from the amount of toxic gas escaping the caravan, sleeping in the same area as axisuk must have been pretty dirty, lol - luv ya buddy - but too kavster it has to be said, that was pretty disgusting mate!
