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"Will you stop talking about the war!!"
"What, you started it!"
"We did NOT start it!"
"Yes you did, you invaded Poland..."
How do you attach the medal? I'm just a bit simple.
Man is too clever to survive without wisdom
Oh, ta kindly!
To the tune of "Mademoiselle from ArmentiÃ¨res"
Napoleons army ran away, As you do
The guard stood firm for Frances Pride, As you do
They said the guard will stand and die
But we heard what their Colonel cried
It wasn't pretty I tell you.
Resistance is fertile