Step forwards Pte. Ramsey
The group have decided to promote you to Lance Corporal (effective imediatley).
In all seriousness we looked at the paper roster for PBI and we realised we were short an NCO or two and to even things up we thought it was only fair to ask John to take on the role as he's been a long standing and dedicated pbi member for a while now.
(please note all players that the ranks in pbi are purely for a bit of fun and for admin/silly paperwork for games purposes, we dont expect you to give or follow orders unless you're having fun doing so - neither does it denote any pecking order or player hierarchy - its just a bit of fun and we hope everyone buys into it!)
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
well done lad, drinks on you in the OR's mess.
Well done, lead from the front we're right behind you 
Peter Rabbit - Tank Killer
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