Alright ladies and gents....
We are very close to the off for this...so, how excited are you?
We've got some awesome stuff for you on this, you're going to love it.......
Think you should go to the toilet if your that excited 
Touching cloth !
Mind you I know what to expect and keepingmy gob shut is killing me .......this will definatley in no way qualify as a skirmish in silly kit . 
will it be a silly skirmish in kit then ?
Ooh, she's on the ball.
I voted for 'i dont get excited much'
It doesnt do for a British Officer to flap in front of the rankers...
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
PMSL ooh are rankers akin to merchant bankers ....... 
Can't fecking wait...
Thing is I know that the anticipation of an event can be a lot of fun as well... And then it all goes downhill after the event.
So I'm not egging the time on for it to come any quicker!
lol
I would have shit myself, if it wasn't for the prospect of the 22hr round trip. Still, I can't wait!!
Well i've stocked up on food, tracker bars, isotonics and batteries, just a case of packing it all now!
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Well, all I know is that Kermit's put a LOT of thought into this and we've all been working hard to get all the stuff in place that he needs.
Expect and immersive experience....to say the least.
Thought it was dry in the tunnels 
You know HS, our Helga is being very loud here despite not actually being booked in to this event
Eh?
Told you already I got a dental appointment in the outer hebrides 
Eh?
*looks at list *
*looks at Helga *
Not on the list ... 
Its ok Major ain't on the list either, we were planning on huddling outside the bunker for warmth whilst making whooooooo spooky noises during the night
Event hijackers as well as thread hijackers 
It'll be like Glastonbury you know, large fence fierce dogs 
I'll stop hijacking then (and only when that occurs), I don't like hippies 
You not coming Helga? 
I put down Cant Fecking Wait... I'm not old or feable enough to need incontinency underwear for unscheduled bowel displacement
