Ciao. I'm leaving at 2pm, to travel to my overnight "staging" post. See yous all there on Saturday!

Just need to dump off a load of stuff at the second hand shop that Frau Steiner has filled up the car with. Just don't drop off all the wrong bags...

99% packed. Got trousers? Check! Just need to dump off a load of stuff at the second hand shop that Frau Steiner has filled up the car with. Get...

Cool, I'll not bother. I already have far too much kit to bring!

I can bring a Thompson, if necessary. Let me know by 2pm today.

Yeah? I bet he doesn't have the threat of a giant ant attack hanging over him!

C'mon, Carlos - you're our secret weapon! Get well soon... in, like... 3 days!

Excellent work! You must come over to the UK for an event.

Only one more day to go, and I've broken the back of this horrendous self-assessment departmental audit work. What a load of tripe it is! "Ooh,...

What's your price limit ?

In actual fact, this will be an ideal opportunity for me to wear my M43 cap with Ohrenschützer in the evening.

No, but there should be. Chommers, get onto that would you, old bean?

And who says it ain't grim oop north?! No problem, the Wehrmacht is prepared, with gloves, toques and Zeltbahns!

Ilkley Moor ...and now I can't get that song out of my head...