Oh, is there an upper one, then?

You mean the ones that show the compromising photos of.... oops, better stop there. PM Mr Yith for access mate.

Excuse the quality of the photo.... What an absolutely brilliant torch this is! As seen in "Stalingrad", in the sewers scene. Metal ca...

This morning a very nice man from TNT handed over my latest purchase:- Tanaka Kar98k - cost me

Shouting orders is a must. It adds to the atmosphere on the day and it's not like anyone's getting court-martialled for not doing what you say. I th...