Rene is such a slag, he'll let anyone in an officers uniform stroke his sausage but you're the only one i let 'fondle' it

I think there will be 134 for sale, but of not I've got some propane you can use?!?

If your having a problem getting to the game, or your running late ring me on 07836 350059 this number will be active from Saturday morning til...

Would be up to an 8 by now but my f**k**g vans broken down awaiting the call from the garage, fingers crossed or a may have to beg a lift How's thin...

I'll have this please Jay, if you'll do paypal and if nobody has pm'd you yet. Both mine seem to hate gas and refuse to hold it Will you pm me with...

Still got to increase my levels of campness and work out a fiendish plan on how to seduce the ansome Rene with legs like those you're half way there

i know i havent been talking much, but this i had to answer. Believe it or not, i myself have been accused of being "a bit large in the middle&q...

it wasn't a ww2 one, but whilst on a signals course with the army, i was using a modern, but not so modern, field telephone. it was only powered by a ...

ill lend you my bread bag. ive only got one reliable mp40 battery, but maybe tiny or nigel have one think i've got about 4, but i think they're a...