I've just had a pub lunch and discovered that the chicken sandwich I was eating was partially undercooked.
I don't *think* I ate any of the undercooked bit, but if I did I'm preparing for several days of not knowing which way to face the toilet.
Be aware that if this does happen, D-Day would have to go swing.
Aaaarrghhhh!! I hate being sick!
Thanks for that.
I'm feeling dodgy, it might be psychosomatic....I hope.
There's only one course of action with this...
The hottest curry known to man, and half a bottle of Famous Grouse. If that don't kill it, nothing will.
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There's only one course of action with this...
The hottest curry known to man, and half a bottle of Famous Grouse. If that don't kill it, nothing will.
That's for inducing labour in your overdue partner . !
Tunr Veggie Steve , you know it makes sense, no one was ever made ill by undercooked lentils.
Apparently veggies get more ill more often because of things that are handled after meat and not cooked as thoroughly.
Plus, how could I ever not eat steak, or venison again!!?
Aaaaanyway, I appear to be fine.
Touch wood.
Bollox ! It's the meat that makes you ill, biggest risk to a veggie is eating recooked rice.
"never eat venison again" .....ark at Robin Hood 
Bollox ! It's the meat that makes you ill, biggest risk to a veggie is eating recooked rice.
Reeeeeeeeeeealy.
You want me to start telling you what chemicals they use on Veg, and what the side effects are?
Oh yeah, remember this. OP pesticides were a spin off from Hitlers Nerve Gas research 
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
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Dream on... I've been doing this long enough to outpace you . 
Tell me all about BSE, growth hormones, Foot and mouth , salmenella, streptococcus, the idiotic mass use of antibiotics, sewage sludge, avian flu...and on and on .then come back and whine about vegatables.
BTW even Hitler was a Veggie !
Yup, I knew that Adolf was a Veggie, hence....
NEVER TRUST A VEGGIE!!!! 
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
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So was Ghandi .....give up now Jay , I'd renounced meat before you'd left Primary School .
So, we've got one raving lunatic one-bollocked veggie, and one that wore a nappy.......not exactly a stunning set of examples of Vegetarianism.
Well, at least you aint a militant save-the-earth knit-your-own-sandals type veggie!
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
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Only about 40% of the world's population
anyway , it's only what you eat , not a fucking religeon as i always say .
Ghandi wore sandals a lot so often got blisters on his feet, he ate lots of vegetables and spicy foods so was also plagued by upsets stomachs and terrible breath.
You could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Oh Christ.
"oh Christ"
He was a Hindu not a Christian FFS .
Oh yeah and the joke was f.ucking appaling as well . 