Just a thought , if we can get ot 16 we can make the UBER Zelt Tent as the Offizers Quarters 
I've got one , think Chommers has two so have you got 13 by any chance Kermit ?
Sorry, only got one.
14 then Kermit ? 
BTW CW are you bringing that crappy felctarn tent you used at CR again ?
I'd advise to use a proper canvas one, that thing I had cost £6 and was waterproof the entire weekend , remembering I stayed on the Tursday as well 
Noo, I've got two pup tents now 
Will be bringing pup tents.
Do you really think that 5 people all drinking red wine and sleeping in a confined space together is a good idea from an H&S POV? Don't want to be asphyxiated!
Wasn't thinking of sleeping in it , just having it as CiA space , plus it would look pretty flash .
Er...
5 repro Oakleaf Zelts, 2 repro Splinter zelts. Half a dozen real Splinter zelts. Not a chance in HELL of me bringing the real zelts. (taken me a *year* to get 6 really good condition originals)
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
13 - That's the magic number...go one , you know you want to ...we'd look after them really well , and not piss or puke on them
I might use one as a wank flannel though.
Most people use a sock in the bottom of their gonk bag ...are you boasting again ?
Not going to happen. Sorry guys. These things have taken me far too long to collect.
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Eh, what are you two talking about? 
Guy, have you any idea how many blummin buttons there would be to do up on a 13 zelt rig! Still, it will keep you quiet for an hour or two! 
We'll get some of the numpts to do it not us ..... 
Jay what else are you going ot use em for if not making a giant shelter. ?
CW - http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Wank_sock as if you didn't know .
Not even going to click that link!
(Visions of Axis troops with fingers cut to ribbons from stupid sharp metal buttons. No, wait - Visions of captured Allied troops with fingers cut to ribbons from stupid sharp metal buttons.)
I was thinking Josh's hired help myself .
Bugger, I clicked it. 
I was thinking Chappell could button it all up.
£5 says he doesn't come .
Are you trying to say that Steve won't be sexy enough for him?
I cheated - I've PM Chapell and asked him if he knew that Stephen was a thesbian .......??