Just found out it's his birthday on the Sunday of this event. I'm sure we can cook up some sort of 'celebration' for him can't we??
Birthday cake?
I'd chuck a few quid in for that.
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
me too... 
Yep, I'll get something for him then....can we put Mk5s in it instead of candles?
Ah, I was thinking of an electric det in the middle of a chocolate cake - would be very funny but a tragic waste of good cake (unless we use some of my wife's baking 
).
wonder if we could have a cake made to look like his divisions patch, a big red one etc.
Or the shape of a grenade etc!
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
I'll get a really crap £1.50 cake from Tesco to blow up, then something nicer to eat.
S
If this had been mentioned a few weeks ago I could probably have got Rachel to make a custom themed cake... its one of her hobbies...
However its too late now!
A cake it is then. Oh, those who want to blow one up, get to clean up afterwards.
Or, give Porta a reefer, then wait till the muchies kick in. He'd probably lick the remains of the cake off the walls....
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
As you know Webby has dropped out of D-Day - his brother has booked him a surprise holiday for his birthday.