I've got some grenades...
You can get a cream for that, I've heard...
A Proud Member Of 'Team Spleen!' who play mainly at Gunman Airsoft, Tuddenham, Suffolk.
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To the U.S.A. Commander.
The fortune of war is changing. This time the U.S.A. forces in and near Bastogne have been encircled by strong German armored units. More German armored units have crossed the river Our near Ortheuville, have taken Marche and reached St. Hubert by passing through Hompre-Sibret-Tillet. Libramont is in German hands.
There is only one possibility to save the encircled U.S.A. troops from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of the encircled town. In order to think it over a term of two hours will be granted beginning with the presentation of this note.
If this proposal should be rejected one German Artillery Corps and six heavy A. A. Battalions are ready to annihilate the U.S.A. troops in and near Bastogne. The order for firing will be given immediately after this two hours term.
All the serious civilian losses caused by this artillery fire would not correspond with the well-known American humanity.
The German Commander.
In fairness my 5 rounds are for test firing the mountain gun when its ready not the mortar
NUTS!
:rofl:
Charlie, it seems your reputation precedes you.
All part of my cunning plan to lull them into a false sense of security...
I've been practising... I've worked out that if I try and actually throw it at you it will probably head towards the enemy. Brilliant heh! What can go wrong?!
I have a small skewer hidden in the collar of my jumping jacket, and a razorblade in my gaiter, as well as my knife.
Oh good this means you'll be firing at the Yanks and not us Brits then
I shall only be firing at the British under circumstances of extreme provocation. Really we should be ganging up on the common enemy 
When Charlie gets a grenade out though, everyone within half a mile needs to run for their lives.
Cheers
Martin
"Mistakes in the initial deployment cannot be rectified" Helmuth von Moltke
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When Charlie gets a grenade out though, everyone within half a mile needs to run for their lives
Thank you Martin. I actually see that as a compliment as I think careful analysis would probably reveal the figure as more like 3ft, plus the 5m kill radius of course!
I have a small skewer hidden in the collar of my jumping jacket, and a razorblade in my gaiter, as well as my knife.
Oh good this means you'll be firing at the Yanks and not us Brits then
I shall only be firing at the British under circumstances of extreme provocation. Really we should be ganging up on the common enemy
When Charlie gets a grenade out though, everyone within half a mile needs to run for their lives.
Cheers
Martin
common enemy , you mean the French 
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Give me a big enough hammer and a place to stand and I could fix the world.
i'll kill a man in a fair fight or if i think he's going to start a fair fight or over a woman or.......
a problem shared is a problem halved ,but an advantage shared is no advantage at all
if a job's not worth doing then its certainly not worth doing well
Oh good this means you'll be firing at the Yanks and not us Brits then
I shall only be firing at the British under circumstances of extreme provocation. Really we should be ganging up on the common enemy
When Charlie gets a grenade out though, everyone within half a mile needs to run for their lives.
Cheers
Martincommon enemy , you mean the French
What not the Judean Peoples Front!!
All part of my cunning plan
Said Baldrick to Blackadder 
