I did consider them, but import tax and VAT would make them too expensive. Incidentally, Richard Underwood is selling jackboots that look exactly like mine - and actually slightly cheaper.
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He only seems to have the Bundeswehr ones in now. I'm in LA for a few days next week so I'll see if I can't pick them up over there - clearly I will be declaring them on return and paying HMC+E all that is due 
...or you could just wear them.... 
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...and have my Orderly remove them for me at the security check... 
Yes, the hobnails would set the buzzer off. BTW, ATF is in Kentucky....
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They do next day shipping to the continental US so I'll get them to send the parcel to the office.