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Winding up the Allies 😀 (Comedy suggestions please!)

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Kermit
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Me being me, i'm into the old psychological warfare, so anything us Axis players can do to wind the Allied players up is a bonus :)

Anyway, some suggestions!

1: Group singing of the Panzerlied as we march out of the Safezone en masse. Trust me. My singing has been classified as a "cruel and unusual punishment" under the ECHR, so that'll torture them a bit!

2: W-SS kit wearers are to look at the others and pity them because "their uniforms weren't designed by Hugo Boss"

3: Overload on Scho-Ka-Kola to get the Caffeine and Sugar levels up to promote a good "two thousand yard" stare

4: Remind the British players that they only won because the Americans joined in the punch up.

5: Remind the American players that they were a bunch of laggards that turned up 2/3rd's of the way through it, so stop looking so smug

Comedy suggestions only please!

When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........

 
Posted : 18/10/2006 11:11 pm
Old Un
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Nixen shooten auf dem zafteyzonen , und nein whiningwhinging auf dem hitzingtaking .
Nein bangenbangen unter dem Kaparken, unt argumenting mit dem Feldmarshall is verbotten .

Who needs to speak german ! :lol:

 
Posted : 19/10/2006 9:44 am
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Dodgy German accents all day then :)

I'll buy a pint for the first Axis player that can get a Brit player to surrender with the immortal words "For you Tommy, Ze Var is over!" :D

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Posted : 19/10/2006 9:54 am
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Joking aside we're thinking about having a select list of german words to shout at the enemy/each other ? Any thoughts within reason .

 
Posted : 19/10/2006 9:58 am
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Obvious ones:

Charge!
Enemy sniper!
Sh*t, my battery has just died! :D

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Posted : 19/10/2006 11:19 am
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Meine Hoppen ist kaput !
Ver ist der thunderflashen ?

 
Posted : 19/10/2006 12:00 pm
Barrie and Anne
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Here are a few phrases you might find useful.

Sniper = Scharfschütze
Enemy Spotted = Feind beschmutzte
Enemy Down = Feind unten
Attack Right Flank = Rechte flanke angreifen
Attack Left Flank = Linke flanke angreifen
Follow Me = Mit Kommen
Fall Back = Zuruck fallen (you might be using this one a lot!)

Please note I do not, even pretend, to be able to speak German.

These come courtesy of Call of Duty (the game) and http://world.altavista.com/tr for spelling.

 
Posted : 28/10/2006 11:13 am
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Here are a few phrases you might find useful.
Fall Back = Zuruck fallen (you might be using this one a lot!)

That sounds like a challenge to me! :D

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Posted : 28/10/2006 1:11 pm
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You could all try shouting................ KAMERAD.....KAMERAD.
and putting your hands in the air.

evil kraut chewing bosche.....................

=P

:)

"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison

 
Posted : 01/11/2006 11:37 pm
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:shock: Hmmmm, someone has just put a price on his head....

:lol:

 
Posted : 02/11/2006 7:58 am
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And that price shall be claimed. With my MG42...MWAHAHA

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Posted : 02/11/2006 9:42 am
Old Un
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Wo ist der Rathaus bitte ?

 
Posted : 03/11/2006 7:53 pm
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Der Rathaus ist zweiten linke rechts.

(or something..)

How about...

Du esse vorhuat! (lowering the tone slightly...)

Xx

 
Posted : 09/11/2006 8:17 pm
Old Un
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I hope all you Germans are prepared to act in a soldierly fashion rather than in the usual sadass airsofters manner .

It might be nice to be able to form up as a squad and march away from the meeting point to the sound of "links.... recht" rather than drift around like a bunch of kids/yanks........ :wink:

We may be outnumbered , but we can show the Amis how a proper army goes auf Kreig !

Food for thought ...

 
Posted : 09/11/2006 9:44 pm
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Gotta say I agree. Show those slouching yanks how things are done. Improper dress will get you a visit from the Feldgendarmerie lol

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Posted : 10/11/2006 10:16 am
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Inappropriate preening and strutting will lose you the war!!

As in all areas of life, it's what's under the clothes that really matters!

;)



 
Posted : 10/11/2006 10:36 am
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Stick to your sloppy area GI joe :wink:

Ah , the click of jackboots in salute !

 
Posted : 10/11/2006 2:49 pm
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Ah, the sound of hundreds of thousands of well-dressed capitulating Nazis marching West on the beautifully autobahns we now use to drive into your lovely Fatherland. ;)

*Scuttles off to 'Allied Zone' before someone lobs a stick grenade.* :twisted:



 
Posted : 10/11/2006 2:52 pm
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*pulls the cord on a stick grenade, throws grenade. Grenade is a dud, but the throw is still good - and it catches Headshot right in the nuts*

Just remember that in man to man fighting (where Artillery and Aircraft weren't involved) that the Germans won the vast majority of actions...

And I dont see any Typhoons or Thunderbolts, nor pack howitzers in Derbyshire ;)

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Posted : 10/11/2006 6:07 pm
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Didnt you know? its one of the Germans secret weapons. A nutsack seeking grenade. After all, the germans were far ahead in such things. The first operational use of NV gear, the first military use of a helicopter (yup, i didnt believe either until i researched 'em!) the first ballistic missile...

Such things are not difficult for the Fatherland lol

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Posted : 10/11/2006 10:31 pm
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