Me being me, i'm into the old psychological warfare, so anything us Axis players can do to wind the Allied players up is a bonus ![]()
Anyway, some suggestions!
1: Group singing of the Panzerlied as we march out of the Safezone en masse. Trust me. My singing has been classified as a "cruel and unusual punishment" under the ECHR, so that'll torture them a bit!
2: W-SS kit wearers are to look at the others and pity them because "their uniforms weren't designed by Hugo Boss"
3: Overload on Scho-Ka-Kola to get the Caffeine and Sugar levels up to promote a good "two thousand yard" stare
4: Remind the British players that they only won because the Americans joined in the punch up.
5: Remind the American players that they were a bunch of laggards that turned up 2/3rd's of the way through it, so stop looking so smug
Comedy suggestions only please!

















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Nixen shooten auf dem zafteyzonen , und nein whiningwhinging auf dem hitzingtaking .
Nein bangenbangen unter dem Kaparken, unt argumenting mit dem Feldmarshall is verbotten .
Who needs to speak german ! ![]()
Dodgy German accents all day then ![]()
I'll buy a pint for the first Axis player that can get a Brit player to surrender with the immortal words "For you Tommy, Ze Var is over!" ![]()

















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Joking aside we're thinking about having a select list of german words to shout at the enemy/each other ? Any thoughts within reason .
Obvious ones:
Charge!
Enemy sniper!
Sh*t, my battery has just died! ![]()

















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Meine Hoppen ist kaput !
Ver ist der thunderflashen ?
Here are a few phrases you might find useful.
Sniper = Scharfschütze
Enemy Spotted = Feind beschmutzte
Enemy Down = Feind unten
Attack Right Flank = Rechte flanke angreifen
Attack Left Flank = Linke flanke angreifen
Follow Me = Mit Kommen
Fall Back = Zuruck fallen (you might be using this one a lot!)
Please note I do not, even pretend, to be able to speak German.
These come courtesy of Call of Duty (the game) and http://world.altavista.com/tr for spelling.
Here are a few phrases you might find useful.
Fall Back = Zuruck fallen (you might be using this one a lot!)
That sounds like a challenge to me! ![]()

















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You could all try shouting................ KAMERAD.....KAMERAD.
and putting your hands in the air.
evil kraut chewing bosche.....................
=P
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"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
Hmmmm, someone has just put a price on his head....
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And that price shall be claimed. With my MG42...MWAHAHA

















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Wo ist der Rathaus bitte ?
Der Rathaus ist zweiten linke rechts.
(or something..)
How about...
Du esse vorhuat! (lowering the tone slightly...)
Xx
I hope all you Germans are prepared to act in a soldierly fashion rather than in the usual sadass airsofters manner .
It might be nice to be able to form up as a squad and march away from the meeting point to the sound of "links.... recht" rather than drift around like a bunch of kids/yanks........
We may be outnumbered , but we can show the Amis how a proper army goes auf Kreig !
Food for thought ...
Gotta say I agree. Show those slouching yanks how things are done. Improper dress will get you a visit from the Feldgendarmerie lol

















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Inappropriate preening and strutting will lose you the war!!
As in all areas of life, it's what's under the clothes that really matters!
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Stick to your sloppy area GI joe
Ah , the click of jackboots in salute !
Ah, the sound of hundreds of thousands of well-dressed capitulating Nazis marching West on the beautifully autobahns we now use to drive into your lovely Fatherland. ![]()
*Scuttles off to 'Allied Zone' before someone lobs a stick grenade.* ![]()

























*pulls the cord on a stick grenade, throws grenade. Grenade is a dud, but the throw is still good - and it catches Headshot right in the nuts*
Just remember that in man to man fighting (where Artillery and Aircraft weren't involved) that the Germans won the vast majority of actions...
And I dont see any Typhoons or Thunderbolts, nor pack howitzers in Derbyshire ![]()

















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Didnt you know? its one of the Germans secret weapons. A nutsack seeking grenade. After all, the germans were far ahead in such things. The first operational use of NV gear, the first military use of a helicopter (yup, i didnt believe either until i researched 'em!) the first ballistic missile...
Such things are not difficult for the Fatherland lol

















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