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 stof
(@stof)
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Seeing another of our number diversifying prompted me to think of the many excuses and perfectly reasonable explanations I have come up with to justify why I have British,German,American ,Russian ,Cold War and not to mention DPM and Desert uniforms in answer to "have you got ANOTHER bloody uniform"

And I am not even going to start on the need for more guns

" it was a bargain"
"I am storing it for a friend"
"it's not exactly a NEW uniform"
" we are playing a different era"
" well you said you wouldn't be seen with a scruffy british squaddie !"
" it means I can play more local games and that means I won't be away for as long "
" we didn't have enough germans "
" they changed the scenario,and I'd already paid"
" have you seen how much these are worth? "
"well I already had most of it"
" but I bought it for you "
" the manufacturer has gone bust and they were flogging them off for a song"
"Nah, I've had it AGES !"
" it goes with the gun " - bad move that one
" i can wear it at the dance"
" but that one was 37 pattern and we are playing 1940"
" ah yes but that one was post 1944"
" you wouldn't want me to look out of place would you "

 
Posted : 07/05/2012 5:12 pm
(@deinhardt)
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My personal favourite is:

"Really I was saving money by buying it now like this"

:D

 
Posted : 07/05/2012 5:55 pm
(@prideofengland)
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" it goes with the gun " - bad move that one

So if that was a no no, which worked best? :giggle:

 
Posted : 07/05/2012 6:20 pm
dadio
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ive used a great many of those already but there's a few new ones in the bank ,cheers

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Posted : 07/05/2012 6:36 pm
Jimmiiee
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" i can wear it at the dance"

Thats a sight I'd like to see

 
Posted : 08/05/2012 1:43 am
 stof
(@stof)
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A lot of reenactment events and shows have dances ,it's a bit like the social we have after games when everbody wears their best or dress uniform with all the bling.I bought an original American Class A uniform for it .That and blinging up the feldgrau or Gordon Highlanders service dress.

 
Posted : 08/05/2012 7:49 am
dieselmonkey
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"It's an investment". That always works.

Well, apart from the fact I never sell anything, and she bloody well knows it. :lol:

 
Posted : 08/05/2012 8:50 am
(@paperpirate)
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i use "it will only get more expensive" which seems to work, saving money by getting it now :lol:

 
Posted : 08/05/2012 10:40 am
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