Le Château general chat about the game

Never mind von Smallhausen, I think the organisers should making a concerted effort to fulfil the Yvette, Maria, Mimi and Michelle Dubois roles (but I'll be damned if Tiny (Rene) gets all the action).

Vell he does look very handzome in zat apron!

this event will be the one where DRINK AND BLING UNIFROMS can be used to fight in

the germans are all having a social event, when the US attack.

as for getting girls in as the maids, i HAVE asked the wife, and promptly been told no
its not the dressing as a maid thing she minds, she just hates guns

Gestapo, ..................... (this has still to be confirmed with oddball), this is my feeling on it.
2 gestapo men on the germans would be good, BUT VERY STRICT KIT REQUIREMENTS
Leather coats, hats, NO NAZI ARMBAND,
and a complete must have, is the limp. if you cant limp like herr flick, you cant play gestapo, end off

I think shall dispense with the weaponry and hold back the enemy by wafting fine fromages and garlic pâté out of the window. I presume this will be within the rules and not fall foul of the rule number one?

and a complete must have, is the limp. if you cant limp like herr flick, you cant play gestapo, end off

A rolled up painting of the Fallen Madona with the big boobies concealed in the trousers usually has this effect

and a complete must have, is the limp. if you cant limp like herr flick, you cant play gestapo, end off

A rolled up painting of the Fallen Madona with the big boobies concealed in the trousers usually has this effect

Is that to get a stiff leg or something else

Hmm very tempting - I have a full Gendarmes uniform that i have just used at a showing of Casablanca. Have to check the date tho as i might actually be at a wedding in Normandy!

Gestapo, ..................... (this has still to be confirmed with oddball), this is my feeling on it.
2 gestapo men on the germans would be good, BUT VERY STRICT KIT REQUIREMENTS
Leather coats, hats, NO NAZI ARMBAND,
and a complete must have, is the limp. if you cant limp like herr flick, you cant play gestapo, end off

I've got a rather spanky, original German Officer's leather greatcoat and, a fedora (as seen at "Die Glocke"). If I'm free for the dates, I may just give this a go, as silly as it all sounds! Just be sure to boot me in the shins before game on, to guarantee I have the authentic limp required! I'll have to see if I can get the missus to dress as my "assistant"

German garrison info updated, more updates to follow when stuff is finalized

pete you would be perfect as gestapo

pete you would be perfect as gestapo

I don't know whether to be flattered, or offended!

Anyhoo, I'll have to wait until I get my new shift pattern in January before final confirmation but, all things being well, put me down to camp it up as a Gestapo man.

Never mind von Smallhausen, I think the organisers should making a concerted effort to fulfil the Yvette, Maria, Mimi and Michelle Dubois roles (but I'll be damned if Tiny (Rene) gets all the action).

any chap whose considering coming as a French maid, or German Blitzmädel, MUST also wear a MOUSTACHE in the Allo Allo fashion.
(real ladies do not need a mustache)

we want no mistakes,

ODDBALL GAMES will not be held responsable for any "Sexual encounters / accidents" between players, whether in drag or not

I've got a selection of German officer uniforms to choose from... Now, Heer Major, or SS-LAH Panzer blacks?

All german officers welcome

All german officers welcome

Just don't pour petrol, then drop hand grenades on us!

All german officers welcome

Just don't pour petrol, then drop hand grenades on us!

Just watched the film again today in anticipation for the event and the hand grenades went in first! But there is so much stuff which I had forgotten about. Like not 1 Thompson in sight in the whole film! Just grease guns everywhere! Hopefully a few of us will have the ICS one! (just sold my Hudson one today )

Just watched the film again today in anticipation for the event and the hand grenades went in first!

Really? Could have sworn they used them to set the petrol and undetonated grenades off? Oh well, who cares? It's just a game.

they dropped loads of grenades down with pins still in, then a can of petrol down each vent, then the black fellow, ran and dropped a "live" grenade down each vent to cook it off

SHIT DID IT AGAIN........ EDIT INSTEAD OF QUOTE SORRY PETE

as for getting girls in as the maids, i HAVE asked the wife, and promptly been told no
its not the dressing as a maid thing she minds, she just hates guns

Asking the wife to dress as a french maid and cop off with the local, and may I say handsome, cafe owner is just going to far! Thats my sister-in-law bruv

lol

Just a quick aside from the fun you will have to excuse me and the others on this sub forum if you see an edit at the bottom of your posting

It is probably just us fecking up as EDIT & QUOTE are next to each other

I suspect it isn't just me doing this anyway I will learn to take more care just put up with it for now

I may ask my sister if she wants to be on the FR side as she does like to dress up now and then, she was also a damn good shot when we were kids.

Also just to let you know I won't be on the web again until Monday night how will I survive

Your sista! So will she be referred to as Oddbelle?

Your sista! So will she be referred to as Oddbelle?

Hmmmmm. I was thinking more 'odballette'