Get you hands on a bar of Writes Coltar soap, or If you can, a bar of Life bouy, then add water to a few flakes and scrub with a brush...clean in no time 
Hang on! (x) of you, (y) of me, dont mind playing Airsoft, I make that Pimms O’clock
Or bring more water... 
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In the spirit of good gameplay I'm happy to bring some play sand for the Tommies to scrub up with, meanwhile for the Axis forces I've got a pot big enough for hot water for all. Teamwork will produce high moral, and with typical German efficiancy we'll all be well fed, cleaned up and squared away ready for the next meal. ( in theory 
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Note, not really necessary as GZ are very cordial hosts. They are very well organised and will cater well for the "light" campers.
Feel free to bring any bits of surplus (WW2) kit to trade - I am!
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I took a huge plastic Jerry can of water to Bryansk and it was very helpfull I drank most of the water in it so its recomended.
Ah, I was hoping to eat out of it afterwards
bring one of those cheap sponge and one sided scourer thingimy-jobs, Kermit and I carry them - they're great for in camp mess tin cleaning - I pack mine in my mess tin, so i know it'll be there prior to cooking
bring one of those cheap sponge and one sided scourer thingimy-jobs... I pack mine in my mess tin, so i know it'll be there for cooking
Mmmm, cheap sponge...
bring one of those cheap sponge and one sided scourer thingimy-jobs... I pack mine in my mess tin, so i know it'll be there for cooking
Mmmm, cheap sponge...
so British ... in fact you could use it as an award ....the VS...Victoria Sponge
PS re things you are bringing .....ME don't forget 
PS re things you are bringing .....ME don't forget
Ah, have you paid yet? 
Early start - got some rummaging to do at Sabre on Friday!
Paid teh .... on the gate mate !
Re early start ...er I have to work Friday won't be at your's till 2.30
Ah, I'll be at Southsea by then!
See you in Sabre Dave... (along with Ed and Gadge..)
Ah, I'll be at Southsea by then!
.........just as well I haven't paid then !
PS re things you are bringing .....ME don't forget
Ah, have you paid yet?
Early start - got some rummaging to do at Sabre on Friday!
Just let Richard do it - he loves it!! 
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Hmmm, yes, good idea Andy. I'll see if Rich will be good enough to put some kit together for me...
Aye, he got me a nice load of stuff before Wotan.
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Yes I can get you stuff Dave... but you know you'll miss something really cool if you don't go yourself...
Yes I can get you stuff Dave... but you know you'll miss something really cool if you don't go yourself...
Yes, and I'll miss out on the musty smell that is Sabre. I'll have to settle for a small dose by sniffing the webbing instead!
One day I'd like the shop floorboards to collapse and find myself in the floor below sitting on a couple of crates of hitherto undiscovered Blanco, for which they accept 50p a block just to get rid of it. A frantic eBay session later and I'll be able to retire!
* Wakes up *
Heh, in the interests of fuel saving and helping out Guy from a journey oop north to down south I'll sacrifice Sabre - I'll draw up a shopping list!
Feel free to bring it along mate - bring n buy sale!
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