OK guys, this is *the* thread for getting it off your chests. Anything thats pissing you off, just lay it all down here. Doesn't have to be logical, doesn't have to be anything related to Airsoft. Just get it all out of your system here:
So, i'll kick off.
I fucking HATE:
1: Lazy, useless bitch ass fat ugly incompetent fucktards I have to work with
2: The French.
3: MLOC (Middle Lane Owners Club) on the motorway
4: Fluffy and Beaker for being self-important cnuts
5: My Brothers fiance.
6: The stupid bitch down the road who lets her retarded kids run around in the street shouting their fucking heads off
7: Guardian readers.
Dammit, I feel better all ready...
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
I hate American cultural facism
&
Chav culture influenced by the above
thats about it really
prety much at one with everything else in the world
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
1 Football, its culture and all the wankers who think it's important
2 The twats who live next door , their kids ,grandkids and all their chavvy footballing mates (BTW shes another "a stupid bitch who lets her retarded kids run around in the street shouting their fecking heads off")
3 Gang culture , ie nobbers wandering around dressed like ALi G thinking Britain is LA , it's not!- fuck off ot Compton if you want to be a prick with a gun . I hate what you are doing to our country .
4 The Stock market and Vulture Capitalists, and their reliance on short termism to the detriment of everything else. Talk of Shareholder value is wank.
5 Liverpudlians
1: My new boss, due to start on 10th Sep. Rampant self-promotist of the worst kind and already stealing thunder by announcing things in press releases that we were embargoing.
2: Liverpool and Liverpudlians. It's a one trick city (The Beatles) full of self-pitying morons who only seem happy when they are wallowing in the grief and misfortune of others. If someone dies tragically in Liverpool the whole fucking city has to mourn. Dicks.
3: White people who act like they're black (wiggers).
4: Chav culture and its part in the demise of British society.
5: The BNP and any other political entity that strives for the ethnic 'purity' of the mongrel British nation when most of the problems in this country stem from the inadequacies of the white indigenous populace.
6: George Bush and Dick Cheney.
7: People who value their career more than their friends and family.
8: The ASCUK Mod team.
9: Patricia Hewitt.
10: Big Brother.
11: Roy Chubby Brown.
He he- it always make me laugh when you look at the absolute mongs of imperfect physical and retarded mental ability who put themselves forward as being "the Master Race" and want ot keep their "blood pure" , probably by interbreeding as much as they can .
The only "master race" in our house is Felis Domesticus.
For one horrible gut churning moment i thught i was reading this thread in 'off topic' not 'private'....
phew... that was scary i was expecting this massive flame war to erupt wiht regards to liverpool.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
......thread moved
12: Traffic jams that have no discernable cause.
13: Celebrities who are famous for nothing more than being famous. They are less intelligent than me, yet they have much more money. Where's the justice in that!?
14: The Archers.
15: The presenters and segues that are shoehorned in between the only bits worth seeing on outtakes and funny clips shows. (See Dennis Norden, Anne Robinson, fat bitch off Emmerdale)
16: Whilst I'm at it, obese people who blame everything for their size except lack of exercise and excess of cake. ("It's water retention", "Bollocks, it's cake retention"......"Oooh, I've tried everything and I can't shift the weight", "Have you tried eating less cake and getting off your fat arse once in a while?"
17: Homophobia.
18: Infidelity.
19: Michael Winner.
20: Michael Portillo's lips.
21: Bullshit....why not just tell the truth? It's easier.
22: Princess Diana and her fucking legacy. She was an adulterous, carpet-bagging limpet who died 10 YEARS AGO and was only held in any esteem because her PR agent told her that touching people with AIDS would make her popular, believe or not, doctors and nurses do that everyday! She's dead! Get over it!! Why are people still putting flowers by a gate in her memory??
I think I might need a lie down....
Additional gripes:
People at work who do their utmost to avoid doing work THEY booked in, and THEY are accountable for (and yes, said individual is sitting behind the desk opposite as i type this!)
Politicians. All of them. Lying theiving barstewards.
People who actually *believe* whats written in The Sun or The Dail Mail
The job section of The Guardian. Shows you where your council tax is going!
Marui MP5K's. Bloody V3 gearbox trigger springs
European reenactors who portay Germans. Bunch of cnuts that have tried to sanitise the Kriegsmarine/Heer/Luftwaffe and blame it *all* on the SS. GOD DAMN HYPOCRITES!
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
I must admit as I've plummeted otwards 40 I found my irritation at things decreasing . All of the above I agrere with but actively just don't care about anymore. Most of modern advertising and products aren't aimed at me , so what is kids want ot drink alcopops or Daily Express readers care about Princess Di , I personally couldn't give a stuff about either anymore.
Do what thy wilt , but don't feck me around with it . IMHO the vast majority of people are pretty dull drones, let em get on with it .