I'll be bringing the odd bottle or two of it - only available to over 18s, of course!
If you are at a private party on private premises you can give alcohol to anyone over the age of 5. Fact!
Yeah, but it's my discretion! 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Bugger. 
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
couple of cans of bass shandy and he be fine
Lol, Steiner's gone power mad!
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
Ich bin die Kamp Kommandant! 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
😆 couple of cans of bass shandy and he be fine
Im not southern.
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
You are as far as Helga and co are concerned...
Seeing as they are from Yorkshire.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
You are as far as Helga and co are concerned...
Seeing as they are from Yorkshire.
Ow Shandy it is then
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
Anything more than 10 miles north of the south coast of England is northern tundra as far as I'm concerned! 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Good point gadge 
and yes steiner your definately in the terms of soft southern shandy drinker 
A friend of mine from dundee used to call *everybody* south of that a soft southerner 
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
I'm from Dundee.
Soft sassenachs...
so they should
Master Bloom currently can't get there til Sunday morning by the sound of it anyways so no shandy required unless someones collecting him Sat evening for camping
Grrr! This is a northern conspiracy! The south again will rise!
Anyway, I have it on good authority that Helga's northern accent is fake. She is really leading a double life as a horse trainer in Surrey.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Unsubstantiated falasy we need proof of said misdemeanour or I am indeed Northern
so they should
Master Bloom currently can't get there til Sunday morning by the sound of it anyways
I am afraid i am getting a lift on sunday morning,so i still get to go out with me mates on sat night!
And drink litres of shandy 
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.
Aye , launch t' black puddins at saucy southern fella. Of course Helga's Yarkshire , we'll string up first numpty who mentions West Humberside
I am afraid I am getting a lift on sunday morning,so I still get to go out with me mates on sat night!
And drink litres of shandy
I didn't think they stocked shandy at wacky warehouse's
I am afraid I am getting a lift on sunday morning,so I still get to go out with me mates on sat night!
And drink litres of shandy
I didn't think they stocked shandy at wacky warehouse's
Good we are going to charly chalks
If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.