Hmm. I need to speak to someone other than the drone in the call centre. Trouble is I can't get Fred Goodwin to return my calls any more This fel...

- with a fried egg to hide the Herr Sturmbannfuehrer's modesty. A fried quail's egg, I presume? Elephant's egg. Nobody sits in a Waffen SS Bohnenke...

Passed the diving industry inspection launching my new business Shorebase Servicing Ltd as an official IDEST cylinder testing station and dive equipme...

It's just a replica, right?