I seem to have got my wires crossed and written a diary rather than a comms log. It'll do though I hope. I've done the Hitler letters, letter from...

I'm sure he's really just a Pot Noodler..... Fnar. S

Or was it a big hammer and inflatable tits?

I don't think the posts from organisers will have done any harm though. More of a half-polite 'this is how it's going to work' and needed in this ins...

Hah! Investment. You make it sound like you'll accrue value on it all!

Oh now there's a piece of information I needed to know!!!!

Arrogant rimjobs as far as I'm concerned. I've not much time for that sort of testosterone fuelled nonsense. No probs with your post Gadge. I w...

Oooh, nice. We're getting a good reputation now it seems!

I'll get a really crap £1.50 cake from Tesco to blow up, then something nicer to eat. S

Of course, when you were battling through the rain and mud at CR Tony you showed everyone how........oh hang on a minute.....

Yep, I'll get something for him then....can we put Mk5s in it instead of candles?

Yes, definitely put the cork on after painting then paint a second coat over the cork. I'll bring my original to Wotan so you can have a shufty. ...

He'll be shot more, and not necessarily by the Allies.

I too vote for the Allied option. "Move away from the leather.....put the gun down and move away from the leather!"