I have a springer P38 your welcome to borrow Thank you Stumpy, but Mr Granger has sorted me out.

Ralph, you are a gentleman, sir. Lo-caps will be fine. Thank you very much.

Argh! Finally getting myself sorted, and I find that my springer 1911 isn't working. What the heck is there to go wrong in one of those? Is anyone...

Oh uniform all the way!

Matty, could you confirm what facilities they have on site please? Last time I was there, they had an urn of hot water. Can't remember if they sold ...

Thanks so much for the lend of the helmet, Porta. Ammo limit is 100 per life.

Done. Please add Louis Kneale to the Soviet side.

Anyone got a spare Soviet helmet, please?

Taken. Instruct me on payment, you buffoon!

Soviet place still available. My lad wants to come - is the place still available?

They look awesome, Gordon!

RIP Tim. A kind, intelligent, funny and lovely man.

You're a legend! Thanks Matt.