All the gents out there who are intending to play on the Partisan side for Bryansk are required, by a new CiA by-law passed by the four Executive Members, to grow a full beard in preparation for going Russian for the weekend.
This is a non-negotiable requirement for attendance at the event. Anyone playing Partisan and not sporting a full face-merkin will be dealt with via the medium of taunting.
This is a good opportunity for those who find it impossible to bring razor to face for a regular game day to go whole hog and go Grizzly Adams for the weekend.
Ithankyou.
HS
*Dammit, no beardy avatar*
That will be a relief for Helga - no need for the Ladyshave from now on!
That will be a relief for Helga - no need for the Ladyshave from now on!
PS: Goatees don't count.
Ha ha ha your soooooooooooooo funny Dave He did however say it was for the Gents and last time I checked I wasn't one.... that said he also said any partisan not supporting one (no mention of male or female) would have the pith taken, time to buy a comedy Brian Blessed style one maybes
What about if you're technically down to play as Red army rather than partisan?
From what I've been able to find out I believe that members of the Red Army would be expected to be turned out in a smart military fashion as much as any the other forces so personally I'll be going for the clean shaven look
Can see I'm going to have to try harder
good god its colonel sanders!
good god its colonel sanders!
Don't you mean comrade sanders
I belive that should be Comrade-Colonel
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Sergei Sanders?
I'm not a sanders or the son of one
lol im doing red army too so no beard for me
I'm not a sanders or the son of one
to help people with that one my surname is sanderson
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
What about a 'Partisan pipe-smoking association'?
I think the pipe smoking is currently a Wehrmacht only thing
No you Russians have to smoke foul machorka tobacco rolled up in newspaper...
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
No you Russians have to smoke foul machorka tobacco rolled up in newspaper...
Helga already does that.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier