Ah yes, Jennski dressed as a Babushka, grubby headscarf tied under the chin, a potato sack for an apron, hobnail boots and huge chests hanging below her waistline - that would have hit the spot all right. Too late now though.
A pretty accurate description of Ma Broon, if ever I saw one.*
* Only Scottish people might get this. Major definitely will...
HEHE I was given Maw Broon's cookbook for christmas
fantastic hehe
If anybody fancies joining the GrossDeutschland, I have a spare cuff title. 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
you can put me down for GD pioneer
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
I have a spare GD cuff title and shoulder boards if anyone else fancies the promotion to a propper unit 
I'm up for doing GD for this. Got a ton of new Heer kit that needs using 
Fandanglos - PM me your details and a price, and i'll drop a cheque in the post for the GD stuff.
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
This is a first for me & I can do either SS, Fallshy of Armey (Mountain) & am happy to fit in with anyone if there is a theme....(quite fancy Army tho...)
Seem to be a few of us doing army, Seidler.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Kooking forward to breaking out the army kit, as i mainly do SS....by the way do we need to wear helmets of can we do soft caps?
(Apologies if this is a stupid question as i have never done airsoft before)
Kooking forward to breaking out the army kit, as i mainly do SS....by the way do we need to wear helmets of can we do soft caps?
(Apologies if this is a stupid question as i have never done airsoft before)
Not a stupid question at all mate. You can wear what you like - helmet, side cap, ski cap.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
As Steiner says, whatever you are comfortable with. This is the Eastern front and our superior officers may have more pressing concerns than enforcing correct uniformity 
Don't quote me on this though.
As Steiner says, whatever you are comfortable with. This is the Eastern front and our superior officers may have more pressing concerns than enforcing correct uniformity
Don't quote me on this though.
Heh, I just did.
The SS will get the pick of the jobs though, natürlich.
Natürlich. It's the price we pay for not bieng party members!
Punishment duty for me I thinks......
If the SS get the pick of the jobs us Russians will make sure we pick off the SS first. 
As Steiner says, whatever you are comfortable with. This is the Eastern front and our superior officers may have more pressing concerns than enforcing correct uniformity
Don't quote me on this though.
Good job i am not going then, as i would have to enforce discipline into the ranks 
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Nasty Feldgendarm can't get me!!
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
:tongue: Nasty Feldgendarm can't get me!!
Dont bank on it.......... 
keep looking over your shoulder....... .
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Get one of your lackies to wheel you around in a bath chair!
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Like Mr Potter from It's a Wonderful Life.....
