hehe, I went to dump my clothes out of a bin liner onto the floor in the kitchen and thought 'nah, might be really muddy and Mum will kill me'.
I'm so glad I emptied my kitbags outside - there was a rather large volume of water that had collected in the bottom!
That and my 'waterproof' jacket that I left out STILL hasn't dried.
Helga - you think BK was impressive? Have a look at what I had. Half a shoulder of Welsh Lamb (or rather, part way through the meal).
That was a massive bit of food, and I'm STILL not hungry.
And, as requested, CW's backside, complete with hole.
Helga - if you needed some facecream you should have spoken to Stiener...
oh and the excuses steiner came out with were funnier than the fact he had whatever face cream I'd never heard of 
I note you don't mention your own fancy facial wipes 
I dunno there I was in a camp of MEN and they're all there with fancy wipes and face cream
Oh and steiner you don't need ponds face cream we had loads of puddles 
oh and the excuses steiner came out with were funnier than the fact he had whatever face cream I'd never heard of
I note you don't mention your own fancy facial wipes
We wear kit designed by Hugo Boss, so some pampering is a requirement.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it 
but gucci makes handbags and healed shoes and am sure I didn't see one of the allies tottering around the woods in stilletos making swipes at we axis with their sunday best manbag
I'm sure I saw some healed shoes and fancy bags on Saturday afternoon ( oh, hang on that was me)
oh and the excuses steiner came out with were funnier than the fact he had whatever face cream I'd never heard of
No excuses - I'm just grateful you found it, since I didn't get to use it all w/e! Anyway, my wife got that one for me - said it gets rid of wrinkles. I'm 63, you know! 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
and there was me thinking you don't look a day over 64
C'mon then which sneaky beaky was firing my P38 we've finally 
started on the weapons and having not used my pistol all weekend I took the mag out to find it half empty so I had to clean it too 
Half loaded P38, hmmm I know when Headshot ran past the camp on Sunday morning I fired my Luger it decided to go full-auto and then dump all the gas 
Half loaded P38, hmmm I know when Headshot ran past the camp on Sunday morning I fired my Luger it decided to go full-auto and then dump all the gas
norty luger however I think as mine was in its holster when we left home with the magazine in its special lil pouch and not in the P38, but was in the P38 and half the rounds had been fired (1 was in the barrel, 5 left in mag) "someone" must have fired 6 off as I believe its physically impossible for a P38 to open its own holster, load its own magazine and fire 6 bb's
NOTE I ain't bothered lmao its not damamged or anything, I was just thinking I hadn't used it, being lazy thinking it didn't need cleaning and it blooming did It was left in its holster (obviously it wasn't all day) saturday under the tarp just ashame we'd moved it saturday night or I could have used it on the sunday DOH when I got spotty leg syndrome
I didn't think I'd suffered any insect bites.... how wrong was I?? They're starting to get very itchy now. 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Half loaded P38, hmmm I know when Headshot ran past the camp on Sunday morning I fired my Luger it decided to go full-auto and then dump all the gas
NOTE I ain't bothered lmao its not damamged or anything, I was just thinking I hadn't used it, being lazy thinking it didn't need cleaning
Hi
it may have been me depending on where you left it. I did pick up what I thought was "my" P38 , take it out of the hard holster and fire of a few rounds aimlessly at one point , although IIR it was lying on the floor near the large ammo tin under the command tarp .
'Pologies if it was me , all the kit looks the same
