Just spoken to him on Skype and he's already been arrested at gun point! 
Meh, he was asking for it...
His driver went into a bus lane.
Bus lanes, in Africa......like they don't need to worry more about poverty and disease....
Guy, arrested at gunpoint?
Doesn't really surprise me 
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Is it 'cos 'ee is white?
LOL, Guy has feck all to do out there - sounds dire! 35 minute Skype call, good job it's free. Poor bloke now has a weekend then a three day bank holiday and there is nothing to do to pass the time out there, not even 'work' for five days (apart from restaurants and bars ) 
OK back out to Wogga Wogga land on Sunday ...flying at 8.30 for 10 days , back here er on the Friday .
Sorry bit un PC ....back out to the land of frying missionaries...
tries again ...back out to the Third World ....aids infested .....crime ridden shithole
nah just can't do it properly .
for info.... looks like January I'll be out in Indonesia , probs for a while .
God - forgotten what foreign travel was like ....
In that case, it's time to spin....
Guy's wheel of African misfortune!
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight, we have the following situations on the wheel...
1: Customs internal body search
2: Arrested at Gunpoint (again)
3: Mistaken for a Christian missionary and eaten for dinner (with white wine of course. Red wine with white meat? Barbarians!)
4: Raped by a chimpanzee that cant tell the difference between a primate and someone who originates in the West Country
5: Mistaken for an international Arms dealer, and arrested by InterPol
6: Gets stuck on a flight between Oddball and Spiers.
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
lol - missed out on
1 being squashed by fat sweaty Nigerian woman sat next to you on tiny aeroplanes ....urgh..
2 the smell of Afrika ...has to be smelt to be believed ...
3 realising that half a pack of Imodium is not going to get you through a 1 1/2 hour car journey
4 sat for two hours in Schipol...a non smoking airport .......FFS it's Holland where you can smoke anything you like outside .
5 having to give bribes to everyone including your pain the arse servants just to get them to fuck off
6 no sex at all for two weeks ....
it's tough kids ..honestly ....
Shit, i'm going to have to get hold of a bigger Wheel of Misfortune..... 
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........