yes keith you will be needed to stop paintings gaining moustashes plant pots being pissed in and the local livestock being sodermized
and yes jay we need lots of banners and silverware
Easy sorted........I will lock up CW problem solved. 
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yes keith you will be needed to stop paintings gaining moustashes plant pots being pissed in and the local livestock being sodermized
and yes jay we need lots of banners and silverwareEasy sorted........I will lock up CW problem solved.

right, so this is what we need.
1: A fuck off sized camping barn
2: In the middle of nowhere
3: That's not flammable
4: With no paintings that can be vandalised
5: With some fuck off sized wrought iron gates we can put the FG on for sentry duty
6: A full set of silverware
7: A catering company stupid enough to deal with us
8: A liver transplant team on standby
This is gonna take some planning ![]()
**EDIT**
And for musical accompaniment - http://www.yorkshireentertainment.co.uk/genre/oompah.htm
OK, just shoot me now.

















When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
I'm interested
in attending the D&B Social
Sounds like a laugh! I'd come along, subject to dates and getting an invitation, though i think i was made a probationary D&B member at Arial. I wasn't that drunk, but i think the paraffin fumes made everything a bit hazy! ![]()
Sounds like a laugh! I'd come along, subject to dates and getting an invitation, though i think i was made a probationary D&B member at Arial. I wasn't that drunk, but i think the paraffin fumes made everything a bit hazy!
yep sounds about right thats how most members are invited . ![]()
Steiner will have to be stripped of his D&B cufftitle for non payment of group fee's ![]()
right, so this is what we need.
1: A feck off sized camping barn
2: In the middle of nowhere
3: That's not flammable
4: With no paintings that can be vandalised
5: With some feck off sized wrought iron gates we can put the FG on for sentry duty
6: A full set of silverware
7: A catering company stupid enough to deal with us
8: A liver transplant team on standbyThis is gonna take some planning
**EDIT**
And for musical accompaniment - http://www.yorkshireentertainment.co.uk/genre/oompah.htm
OK, just shoot me now.
9:truck load of beer
10:truck load of painkillers
Steiner will have to be stripped of his D&B cufftitle for non payment of group fee's
I'm still waiting for the invoice. ![]()















You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
You have your cufftitle
everyone else paid up
You have your cufftitle
everyone else paid up
Nobody told me who or what to pay!















You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
You have your cufftitle
everyone else paid up
Nobody told me who or what to pay!
See me at Victory show 
You have your cufftitle
everyone else paid up
Nobody told me who or what to pay!
See me at Victory show
Jawohl! I can't resist the FG!
anyway andy you up for it you could bring the old ball and chain in a drndrl .i know helga would love to meet her as would i .
Would love to, but we couldn't get the child cover, I'm afraid. ![]()















You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
anyway andy you up for it you could bring the old ball and chain in a drndrl .i know helga would love to meet her as would i .
Would love to, but we couldn't get the child cover, I'm afraid. ![]()
i thought as much .i hear you dude it must be hard on you and frau steiner.you should be proud of your efforts as a team for so long .you have my humble respect 
ooo excuse to wear my new dirdlbluse ...... of the less "frumpy" variety












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